Tag: Sardar

Once a sardar jee meets a woman on the street, askes her out, woman said"" I am on my menstrual cycle"", sardar Jee replied, no problem makhna, u proceed in ur manstrual cycle, i-ll follow u in my Honda accord.

ek dafa sardar jee cycle per appnay bachay ke sath ja rahay hotay hain bacaha kahta hai sardar jee nanu dhand lag rai hai sardar jee us ko apna kot ulta kar kay pahna daiday hain thori door ja kae cycle ki taker ho jati hai bacha or sardar gir jatay hain sardar jee bahacy ko hilatay hain laikin bacha nahin bolta log ekathay ho jatain hain or sardar se pochtay hain ki hoya sardar jee sardar jee kahataya hain honi galan kar raiyasee maingardan sidi kiti tay ainay bolna band kardita (sardar jee nay us nu ulta koat pahnay houya see)

aik bar aik sardar ji hotel main jatay hain aur waiter say kahtay hain on plate of feet and head(mean siri payay)phir wo kha kar kahtay hain one dish and.jab waiter doosri plate lata hai to kha kar kahtay hain the taste has come

aik din sardar jee bhangra daal rahe hotay hain.log un say poochtay hain kay wo kis hooshi main bhangra daal rahein hain.wo logo ko batate hain kay un ka bai maar gaya hain.log kehtay hain sardar jee aap ka bai maar gya hain aur aap bahngra daal rahe hain keun.sardar jee batatey hain kay puri dunya kehti hain hain kay sikhon ka damag nahi hota lakin hammara para ""damag kay cancer"" say mara hain is say sabat hoowa kay siakhon ka bi damag hota hain.bus issi liyay main bahngra daal raha hoon.

Aik sardar gee ko pahar par charhnay ka bohat shoq hota hai. subah sweray woh sair kay liye nikaltay hai. aur pahari par charhna shooroo kar daity hai key ichanak un ka paow pahari par say phisalta hae aur woh lurkharatay huway neechay ki taraf aatay hai keh yuk dum un ka haath aik darakhat ki shakh par gripp ho jata hai woh bohat cheekho pukar kartay hai key mujay bachao bachao laikin unehai koyee nahee bachata, phir ichanak un key zehn mai vah-e-guru ki yaad atee hai sardar gee vah-e-guru ko pukartay hai ke a vah-e-guru mairee maddad karo key gaib se awaz atee hai key shakh chhor do sardar gee preshan ho jatay hai key yeh kia keh rahay hai, shakh chhor doo ga to mai mar jaoo ga sardar jee bohat afsurda lehjay mai kehtay hai. phir awaz atee hai key tum nay khudee maddad key lia pukara tha ub jo kaha ja raha hai vohi karo, sardar jee apna moonh doosri taraf kar kay zor say pukartay hai ""Oay Koyee Hor Hai""

Sardar jee apnay doost k saath body building ka mukabila daikhnay chaley gae.. wahan bohat say tun saaz apni apnai body dikha rahey thay...sardar jee k doost nay aik body builder ko daikh ker kaha .... Wah Goro jee kaya body hay ... Sardar jee foren boley... Oo dafa ker a vee koi body a...Looki tay sadi bahan no daikh ker kehnday nay...KAYA body hay....ha ha ha...ufff

Once there a Pakistani a indian a American man and srdar gi were on the ship. The voyage was very nice and after two day ship was in the center of ocean and what happen caption came and said there is too much load on the ship and it cause danger to the ship so every body have to drop some thing.
First American man get up and threw away his diamond watch in the water and said am rich i can buy hundred of thoes.
Second a Indian get up and threw away his golden necklaces and rings in the water saying gold is very cheap on my country .
Third was Pakistani after thinking 10 to 15 minutes he picked up the sardar gi and threw him in water saying they are alot in my country

Aik Dafa sardar ji aik angrez ke saath underwear khareed ne jate hain. to angrez saath underwear khareed ta hai. sardar ji pooch te hain ke tum ne saath underwear kyon khareede hain ? woh bolta hai aik sunday, aik monday, so on... phir sardar ji sooch te hain ke main ise kaise chupkaraon.. to sardar ji barah underwear khareed te hain. angrez pooch ta hai ke aap ne barah underwear kyon khareede hain ? sardar je bolte hain aik january, aik feburary and so on......... HAAAA HEEEEE HAAAAAA

SardarG Strikes It Rich

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold her for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took her behind a tree, and told her, ""I-ve kidnapped you.""

The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: ""I-ve kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground"". Signed, ""A Sardarji"".

The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid-s shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying,

""How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!""