Tag: Marriage

WIFE: Meri shadi to Study ki waja se late hue apki shadi kyun late hue.?
Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se diya kerta tha..!
WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taluk..??
Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai
bas ek Mah Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...hahahahahahahahahaha.,.

Shadi shuda jorey sirf aik hi haal me khush rehtay hain...
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.ab ap pocho gy
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Kis haal me?
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: Shadi hall mein. HAHAHAHA.

A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don--t know son, I--m still paying.

Evaluation of man before and after marriage.
Before: - Ma nay pyar kiya.
After: - Yeh maine kia kiya.
Before: - Janeman mat jao.
After: - Jan mat kaho.
Before: - Tum bin jiya na jaye.
After: - Tum ko saha na jaye.
Before: - Kuch to bolo.
After: - Kabhi to chup holo.
Before: - Milne kb aaogi.
After: - Mayke kab jaogi.


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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow and sure!

Shadi se phelay

ek aadmi:
Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmahel milti hi nahin
Shadi Key Baad
wo hi addmi:
Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtazmehal Marti hi nahin

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.