Tag: Ladka

'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/

Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy I mis u I kis u
Girl ; hahaha
Boy:
Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b day sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahaha
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Boy :main tum ko 2000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

Modern shadi: Lrka lrki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun. Father: Q Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k..!

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

Girl: Ami ne mujhe Tumhare Sath bike Pe jate Dekh Liya . Boy: O Shit! Phir Kya hua? . Girl: Rikshe K Pese Wapis Le Liye . Hamari boht hi Sakht family hy Qasm Se

1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
Lrka: Hello! Jaan I love u.
Lrki: Sachi
Lrka: Muchi
Lrki: 100 ka load kara 2 plz?
Larka: Sorry baji wrong numbr

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..

Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss

Kagaz mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001

expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita