Tag: Ladka

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

ANS IF YOU CAN !!!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha…..

Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss

Kagaz mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001

expert ho to ladki ka naam batao !!
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Ansawer:Gita

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
Lrka: Hello! Jaan I love u.
Lrki: Sachi
Lrka: Muchi
Lrki: 100 ka load kara 2 plz?
Larka: Sorry baji wrong numbr

Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy I mis u I kis u
Girl ; hahaha
Boy:
Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b day sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahaha
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Boy :main tum ko 2000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

aik acha ladka hota hai aik shrarti ladka hota hai dono bhai hotain hain apni ammi kai sath bazar jatain hain shrarti ladka road jaldi say bhag kar cross karleta hai phir jab acha ladka cross karta hai to wo road pay jata hai aur daien dekhta hai phir jab baien dekhta hai to aik car us ko mar deti hai ami poochti hai hospital main beta dekha nhi tha kia? acha ladka bolta hai ap he nai to kha tha road pay daien aur baien dekh kar cross karna :)

ek ghar per faqeer bheek mangta hai.to os ghar mein se ek chohta ladka nikalta hai aur kehta hai baba juice piyoge. to woh faqeer kehta haan.woh ladka os faqeer ko ek bowl mein juice deta hai.jab woh juice, faqeer pileta hai to ladka poochta hai. baba aur juice chahiye to faqeer kehta hai haan. ladka phir se juice la ker deta hai.jab phir woh faqeer juice pileta hai to ladka phir se poochta hai baba aur juice chahiye. to faqeer poochta hai beta juice ghar mein bahout hai kya? to ladka kehta haan. maine ek buket mein juice banaya tha to os mein frog gir gaya tha.to woh faqeer os bowl ko gusse se phaik deta hai aur woh bowl toot jata hai.to woh ladka kehta hai yeh aapne kya kiya ab hamaara kotta doodh kis mein piyega. ha ha ha ha . isn-t nice?