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Kashif Yaqoob

Taseer He Ulti Hai

Taseer He Ulti Ha Jaamm-e-Ikhlas Ki "Mohsin",
Hm Jis Ko Pilaatey Hain Wohi Zehar Ugalta Ha.!

· 2 Like · Apr 22, 2013 at 15:04
Category: short Tags: Drink Nasha Shairi Sms Friend
 
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Unknown

Who Drinks The Hottest Tea

they were three friends sitting and chatting that who can drink the hottest tea. one of them said -i drink it straight from the cup- the second one said -you dont need the cup, i drink it straight from the kettle- the third one said i take the tea bag and suger and milk then sit on the cooker.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Drink
 
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Unknown

I Will Drink The Beer...

Once an ugly young lady came to a pretty
man. She said,"" I will put poison in your drink.If u would be my wife I would
drink it.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Drink
 
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Unknown

Drink

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops
down on the couch in front of the television, and
tells
his wife, ""Get me a beer before it starts."" The wife
sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, ""Get me another beer
before it starts."" She looks cross, but fetches
another
beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that
beer
and a few minutes later says, ""Quick, get me another
beer,
it-s going to start any minute.""

The wife is furious. She yells at him ""Is that all
you-re
going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of
that
TV? You-re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and
furthermore...""

The man sighs and says, ""It-s started...""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Drink
 
Sms / Cute

Unknown

Drink Of Water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father....

[Five minutes later]

""Da-ad...""
""What?""
""I-m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""
""No. You had your chance. Lights out.""

[Five minutes later]

""Da-aaaad...""
""WHAT?""
""I-m THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??""
""I told you NO! If you ask again I-ll have to spank you!!""

[Five minutes later]

""Daaaa-aaaAAAAD...""
""WHAT??!!""
""When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cute Tags: Water Drink
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Cold Drink

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina he,







Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!



Uska khun garam hoga.



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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud hee.

· 1 Like · Mar 30, 2012 at 18:03
Category: funny Tags: Drink
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Drink Only D Pure Thing Daily.

Sab mai milavat,
Doodh mai DDT,
Minral water mai caustic soda,
Coke mai pesticide,
Cadbury or pani bhi khrab,
SAFE bachi hai tou sirf
BEER n SHARAB.
So Drink only the pure things Daily.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Drink
 
Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Drink And Drive

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

· 1 Like · May 24, 2012 at 20:05
Category: funny Tags: Drink
 
Food Recipes / Mix Recipes

Ijunoon

Almond Mixed Lemon Drink

· 1 Like · Aug 25, 2010 at 10:08
Category: mix-recipes Tags: Drink
 
Food Recipes / Mix Recipes

Ijunoon

Spicy Limka Drink

· 1 Like · Aug 31, 2010 at 13:08
Category: mix-recipes Tags: Drink
 
Food Recipes / Mix Recipes

Ijunoon

Rooh Afza Drink With Strawberry

· 1 Like · Aug 31, 2010 at 13:08
Category: mix-recipes Tags: Drink Strawberry
 
Food Recipes / Sweets

Ijunoon

Date Cold Drink

· 1 Like · Sep 04, 2010 at 11:09
Category: sweets Tags: Drink
 
Food Recipes / Sweets

Ijunoon

Almond Drink

· 1 Like · Sep 06, 2010 at 12:09
Category: sweets Tags: Drink
 

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