Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Admi Apne Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer

ek Admi Apne Rishte ke Liye Tasveer khichwa Raha Tha,
.
peeche Gadha bhi tasveer main agaya,
.
Admi ne tasveer k peeche likh dia..
..
.
Hum aage wala hy...

· 3 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 13:04
Category: fool Tags: Tasweer Animals Admi Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Unknown

Aik Dafa Aik Aadmi Thaa Jo Apni Gayain Ka Bohat Khiyaal ...

aik dafa aik aadmi thaa jo apni gayain ka bohat khiyaal rakhta thaa, aik dafaa woh bohat thaak gaya to usne apne nokar ko kaha ke woh us ka khiyaal rakhay. nokar ne kaha theek hai. raat hogayee nokar betha raha gayain ke pass. pata nahi kab uski aankh lagayee aur woh sogaya. soba hogayee malik aya aur apni gayain ko ghayab dekh kar bohat ghussa hoa. us ne nokar ko bulaya aur poocha kia hoa. nokar ne bola... raat ke bara bajrahe the, setare samak rahe the, kutay bhoonk rahe thee, chor dewaar phalang ke aaye aur gayain ko utha ke legaye. malik ko bohat ghussa aya us ne ja kar police ko phone lagaya aur kaha: din ke bara baj rahe the, kutay chamak rahe thee, sitare bhoonk rahe the, dewaar aayee gayain ko phalaang ke choroon ko utha ke legayee.
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Apni Admi Aadmi
 
Advertisement
Sms / Dard

Ijunoon

Uske Dushman Hain Bahut Aadmi Acha Hoga

Uske dushman hain bahut aadmi acha hoga
Woh bhi meri tarah shahar mein tanha hoga
Itna sach bol ke hontho ka tabassum nah bujhe
Roshni khatm nah kar aagey andhera hoga

· 2 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 06:11
Category: dard Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Aurton Ki Bus Ka Accidnt Hoa Sub Mar Gai

Aurton ki bus ka accidnt hoa sUb mar gai Un sUb k shohr 1 Haftay tAk roty rhe 1 admi 2 haftay tk rota rha qK Uski Bv se bus miss ho gai thi

· 2 Like · May 27, 2013 at 15:05
Category: jokes Tags: Biwi Admi Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Hospital Ka Amla Aadmi K Pich

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes Tags: Hospital Admi Funny Sms
 
Islam / Ahadith

Ijunoon

Sirf Momin Aadmi Ki Sohbat Ikhtiyaar Kar

· 2 Like · Jan 15, 2013 at 11:01
Category: ahadith Tags: Admi Sohbat Aadmi
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Aadmi Lift Mai

Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.

· 2 Like · Apr 10, 2013 at 14:04
Category: jokes Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Sbzi Wla Sbzi Pr Pani Chrak Rha Tha,

Sbzi wla sbzi pr pani chrak rha tha, .
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)

· 1 Like · May 27, 2013 at 15:05
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Admi Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Admi Ki Aik Tang Ki Haddi Toot Gayi

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 13:04
Category: jokes Tags: Biwi Admi Wife Jokes Hospital Funny Sms
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Police Wala Aik Admi Say

Police wala aik admi sa kahta hai app nay yaha sa chor ko jatay dakha hai to admi kahta hai yaha sa thori dour tin sarak [street] jati hai pah li sarak [street] ko chor kar dosri sarak[street] ko tisri sarak [street] par jaou phir aigai tin galiya aingii pahli gali ko choro kar dousri gali ko chor kar tisri gali ma jaou phir tin bilding aingii phli bilding ko chor kar dousri bilding ko chor kar tisri bilding ma jana tin malay ain gai phlay malay [floor] ko chor kar dousray malay [floor] ko chor kar tisray malay[floor] par jana phir tin ghar ain gay phlay ghar ko chor kar dousri ghar ko chor kar tisray ghar ma jana phir tin kamray [room] aingay dousray kamray [room] ko chor kar tisray kamray [room] ma jana phir tin almariya aingii phli almari ko chor kar dousri almari ko chor kar tisriy almari khol na phir tin box aingay phlay box ko chor kar dousra box ko chor kar tisra box kholna phir tin photo hoongi phli mari dadiki dousri mari nani ki aur tisri mari ma [mom] ki mari ma ki kasam manay chor ko nahi dakha ha ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Admi
 
Go further to Get Closer - British Airways
Posted by Video Ads
Posted on : Mar 30, 2017

Random Post

Sponored Video

New Pages at Social Wall

New Profiles at Social Wall

Connect with us


Facebook

Twitter

Google +

RSS