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U R 100% stupid
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:33:51 PM - SMS Count: 1
i look at the moon
i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:33:31 PM - SMS Count: 1
All things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:33:13 PM - SMS Count: 1.1
Why do U think I SMS u
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:32:54 PM - SMS Count: 1.1
Rules of Life
Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:32:34 PM - SMS Count: 1
if u read this
if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:31:38 PM - SMS Count: 1.1
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:31:12 PM - SMS Count: 1.1
I m getting married next month
I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:30:51 PM - SMS Count: 1.1
No Body

Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
Posted By: - Date: 3/11/2010 3:30:19 PM - SMS Count: 1.1
A mum is a rose
A mum is a rose whose petals are soft,
A mum is a lily whose stem is tall & strong,
A mum is a person who is never wrong,
and A mum is a person u should love forever....
so trust her, believe her & never doubt her.
Posted By: - Date: 3/9/2010 3:40:30 PM - SMS Count: 1.4
MAA k gird
ya RAB meri MAA ko lazawaal rakhna,... main rahooon na rahoon meri MAA ka khayaaal rakhna,.... meri khushiyaaan bhi lay lay , meri sansain bhi lay lay...... magar meri MAA k gird sada khushioun ka jaal rakhna !! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Posted By: - Date: 3/9/2010 3:40:14 PM - SMS Count: 1.5
I Pray 4 Ur MOTHeR
I Pray 4 Ur MOTHeR
May ALLAH bless upon Her with all His blessings,
& give Her very good health & long life.
May Her shadow being always upon Ur head,
May She hve a Comfortfull life Ahead,
May ALLAH always keep
Her save & secure from
all harms & diseases

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY...
Posted By: - Date: 3/9/2010 3:39:44 PM - SMS Count: 1.9
Got An IdeA
Soch Raha hoon Is Mother Day Pe Maa Ko Kya Gift Doon --?--!




Got An IdeA . . . !






1 Bahoo Kaisi Rahy Gi...=P;->
Posted By: - Date: 3/9/2010 3:39:17 PM - SMS Count: 1
Kabhi wo MAA hy kabhi KHUDA hy
"Wujood-e-aadam k dou musavver... Koi na jaaney ye raaz kia hy...? Alag hyn donon k naam lekin... Kabhi wo MAA hy kabhi KHUDA hy... ~HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY~
Posted By: - Date: 3/9/2010 3:38:51 PM - SMS Count: 1.1
When I came home in the rain
When I came home in the rain,
BROTHER asked y didn't u take an umbrella.
SISTER adviced y didn't u wait till rain stopped.
FATHER angrily warned,only after getting cold, U'll realize.
But
MOTHER, while drying my hair,said,
Stupid Rain!!
Couldn't it wait,
Till my child
came home
That's MOM
TkCr Of Her (:
Posted By: - Date: 3/9/2010 3:38:24 PM - SMS Count: 2.1
-=- MAA -=-
Mujhy Yun Hi Rakhna !! apni naram chhaon Mein Apni Garm Baanhon Mein Koi Dukh Nahi Mujh Ko Tu Jo Paas Hy Mere Koi Darr Nahi Mujh Ko Yun Hi Shadman Rehna Yun Hi Meherban Rehna ... Dedicated To My Amma
Posted By: - Date: 3/9/2010 3:37:57 PM - SMS Count: 1.4
Once an old age mother
Once an old age mother was sitting with her son.

1 kawa pas betha tha Maa ne pocha k beta ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.

Maa ne kuch dair baad phr pocha k ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.

Maa ne phr pocha ye kia ha?
Beta: Ghusay se bola k kitni dafa btaon k ye kawa ha.

Maa hansi or boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha yehi jaga thi or aise he kawa pas betha tha or tm ne 40 dafa pocha tha or mein ne 40 dafa tera matha chom k btaya tha k ye kawa ha.

*Love u Mom*
Posted By: - Date: 3/9/2010 3:37:42 PM - SMS Count: 3.1
What is the height of Flirting
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
Posted By: - Date: 3/5/2010 1:36:07 PM - SMS Count: 1
Love bears all things
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
Posted By: - Date: 3/5/2010 1:35:42 PM - SMS Count: 1.1
Gobhi K phool
Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
Posted By: - Date: 3/5/2010 1:35:27 PM - SMS Count: 1
 
 
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