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Gadho ki race ....
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msg baad me padh lena
B...H...A...G
warna trophy koi aur le jayega.
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Dont keep me in your heart
but keep me in your brain
because rehne ki jagah
jitni khali-khali aur khuli ho
rehne me utna hi maza aata hai..
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I Am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhul jana plz
Mujhe kuch dino baad tumhey
Hamesha k liye chod kar Chale jana hai

Tumhara apna

- 2009

MERI aur Shahrukh khan ki EK AAdaT Bilkul SAME hai .........
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Nah Wo mujhe SMS karta hai Aur Nah mein Use SMS Karta HOo......

I always use you
Because
I have choose you
I do not wanna loose you
I need you very hard
U r not a credit card
Not bodyguard
Not safeguard
U make me more strong
I sleep so long
U provide me healthy rest
U r best in best
U r the best dean

Oh my

!!!!MORTINE!!!!
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Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aaya,

Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,

Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,

Aur Laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intezar main

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad aayi,

Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad aayi,

Bheega main, lekin phir bhi Teri yaad aayi,

Kyun na aaye teri yaad?

Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lutai...

Take a bowl…fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror…
U know what ull find??? Langur ke haath mein angoor……

Sab mai milavat,
Doodh mai DDT,
Minral water mai caustic soda,
Coke mai pesticide,
Cadbury or pani bhi khrab,
SAFE bachi hai tou sirf
BEER n SHARAB.
So Drink only the pure things Daily.