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Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband To Wife: Tum Meri Zindagi Ho,

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
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WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

· 1 Like · Mar 07, 2011 at 12:03
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Husband
 
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Waseem Mughal

U R Thousands

U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media.

· 1 Like · Oct 30, 2010 at 10:10
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Waseem Mughal

Jhoot

A ' u r active
B ' u r best
C ' u r cute
D ' u r dashing
E ' u r excellent
F ' u r always first
G ' u r great
'. sorry Z tak jhoot bolne ki himmat mujh main nahi hai.

· 1 Like · Jul 12, 2010 at 12:07
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Waseem Mughal

I Want To Say A Word To U

I want to say a word to U
that starts with U
and ends on U
and that defines U
'. its ULLU '

· 1 Like · Jul 12, 2010 at 12:07
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Waseem Mughal

Kanjoos

Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain

· 2 Like · Jul 12, 2010 at 12:07
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Honeymoon Bazar
 
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Waseem Mughal

Bhoot Ka Saaya

Banane wale ne ek Dost mere liye banaya, Jise Aap ke rup me maine paya,
Jo mere dil me aise samaya, Jaise purani haveli me ho BHOOT ka saaya!

· 1 Like · Jul 12, 2010 at 12:07
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Waseem Mughal

Life Was Lonely

Life Was Lonely,

No One Was There,

I Had No Good Friend,

And When U Came Into My Life,

I Realised That'

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'Akele He Theek Tha Yaar'..

· 1 Like · Jul 12, 2010 at 12:07
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Waseem Mughal

Satya Naas

Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya

· 1 Like · Jul 12, 2010 at 12:07
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Waseem Mughal

Smile

DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH

· 1 Like · Jul 12, 2010 at 12:07
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Waseem Mughal

Dua

Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.

· 1 Like · Jul 12, 2010 at 12:07
Category: naughty-insult
 
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