jokes

BOY: May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn--t heavy.
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GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
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GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what--s your phone number??
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GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we--ll be the happiest couple
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GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don--t you ever want to improve??
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MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I--m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

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