5 most undefined things of girls,

1) aap na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is woh) =)

2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/

3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay
(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O

4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D


5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not)

Style of break up:

Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.

Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?

Boy: You wanted stars na?

Now sit on it and get lost

Usne Kaha Tum Mein Pehli Si Baat Nahi,

Maine Kaha Insan Hun Koi Science Ki Ejad Nahi,

Usne Kaha Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Ankhon Mein Doob Jate Ho?

Maine Kaha Ankhen Hein Koi Talaab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Q Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhe,

Maine Kaha Dimagh Se Paidal Tha or Koi Asbab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Kya Mein Bewafa Hun?

Maine Kaha Tu Itna Dhokay Baaz Hai Jiska Koi Hisab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,

Maine Kaha Array Tu Hai Kon Mujhe To Ye B Yaad Nahi;-)..!!

Many crushes and flirts are

better than one true love

bcoz

monopoly is always damaging,

and

competition improves efficiency!

Pure economic theory of Love

Boy: Do u have a pen?

Girl: Yeah

Boy: oh..its out of ink!

Girl: What? you're
kidding.it works!

Boy: It doesn't work!
well,u try'go write
your cell phone number here.

Rule of BOYS
'PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,

suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,


kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,


Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..

Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can't find anything as
sweet as YOU!.

FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV...

DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u

U've been trained
now go and flirt !!!