Sms / Funny

Aman Ullah

CONE ICE CREAM

5 FRIENDS MILKE RESTAURANT MAI KHANA KHANE JAATE HAI. KHANA KHANE K BAAD SAB KA MOOD BANTA HAI K ICE CREAM KHAAYI JAAYE TOE DECIDE HOTI HAI K CONE ICE CREAM KHATE HAI, TOE WO LOG WAITER BOOLWATE HAI ICE CREAM MANGWANE KO. SAB APNE APNE FLAVOUR KEHTE HAI K MUJHE YE CHHAIYE MUJHE WO CHHAIYE, TOE UN MAI SE EK BOLTI HAI K KOI BHI LE AAO.
WAITER JAWAAB YE DETA HAI MEM SAAB MEHNDI KI CONE LE AAOOOO.
HAHAHAAAA...

· 1 Like · 1 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Aman Ullah

Dad

beta abbu say abbu shadi karnay mai kitnay paisay lagtay hgai abbu nay kaha beta pata to nahi laikin mai abhi taq pay kar raha ho

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Funny

Mohammad Yaseen

Tere Baaapp Ka..........

do dost jaaarahe hote hai un k samne aik mota billa jaaaraha hota hai 1 dost dosre se kehta hai k yaaaar dekh kitnna mota billa jaaaraha hai dosra kehta hai k haaan yaaar itna mota pehle kabhi nahin dekha itne mein billa palty maaar ker kehta hai tere baaapp ka khata hooon kia.hahahahahahahahahah u know its true hahahahah

· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Uzma Shaheen

Jharooo

aik aurat apni hamsai ke ghar jate hai wahan aik book use achee lagte hai woh apni hamsai se kehti hai ke woh use book de de us ki hamsai kehte hai ke main kisi ko book nahin dete tum ne jitne parhni hai yahin parh lo kuch din baad us ki hamsai us ke ghar aati hai aur us se jsaroo mangte hai to woh kehte hai ke main kisi ko jharoo nahin dete tum ne jitne dene hai yahin de lo.HAHAHAHAAHAHA

· 1 Like · 15 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Haseeb Naqbi

Nasir Shahzad

Some Love One Some Love Lot off
I love Movie Face Off

PLEASE DONOT TRY AT VIDEO CENTER

· 1 Like · 20 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Aftab Ahmed

Wife

america love,s iraq
bush love,s sadam
sadam loves mushraf
mushraf loves his wife
and i know she loves me....

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Samreen Qaisar

usman s diary

aik bacha examination hall main doodre bache ki copy kar raha tha teacher ne ghuse se kaha tum kaho to us ke saath bitha doon talib ilam nahin mujhe yahan se saaf nazaar aa raha hai HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Zafar Ali Khan

Oh Maryia Rabba

aik din aik sardar sahab apnay ghar say bahir nikaltay hain samnay kalay ka chikla per say slip ho jatay hain. unhian choot lag jati hai girnay say. 2 din bad jab dobara apnay ghar say nikaltay hain to samnay kalay ka chilka dhaik kar khatya hain aO MARYIA RABBAB AAG FAIR SLIP HONA PAY GA

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Hina Raheel

Sms

I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST
& the most beautiful person on the earth,
but then I thought.........
SUICIDE is a crime.
*********************************************************
Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That--s YOU !
Good Will: It?s also YOU!
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME

****************************************************
Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind
***************************************************
u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r likeable
u r Unique
In short... u r ULLU !!!
**************************************************************

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Samra Ali

Talim Yafta

Sardar zebra crossing ke black white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
Chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
?YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI
hahahhahahha
************************************************************
Sardar apne ek friend se: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar! sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte

hahahahhahahah....how was this????if u liked it,mail me on whirlpool_of_desires16@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
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Posted by Wajeeha Ali
Posted on : May 06, 2014

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