Sms / Funny

Samra Mushtaq

Chek The Mental Level Of Pathan

pathan ko aik chirag mila. Usne ye chirag rugra jis mia se jin nikla us ne kha mere aka mai aap ki 3 wishes puri kru ga btaye kya hukm hai .
pathan
1. Aik bra bangla ho.
2.us mai khoob dolat mnd log rhte ho
3.Aur mai us gher mai chokidar lag jauu
hahahahahaha

· 1 Like · 22 Minutes Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Mehmood Khan

Happy Eid Mubarak

,.+-., ,.-+,
#( - -)(- -)#
*>)(<>))<*
-.,*,.-



litle angels
coming ur
way.
making hapines stay & sadnes far
away.
wishing u a v hapy EID DAY.


LAHORI481@HOTMAIL.COM

· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sarmad Ali

To Saniya

mulla Sahib
1 mulla ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangnay gya wahan uski maa khai men gir gai,Mulla bola Ya KHUDA teri Khudai,Apni to mili nahin Abba ki bhi gawai

· 1 Like · 9 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Asad Omar

Acha Hai Na

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

· 1 Like · 14 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Good Morning

Samreen Anjum

Good Morning

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

· 1 Like · 23 Hours Ago
Category: good-morning
 
Sms / Sardar

Uzma Shaheen

Date Of Birth

A Man asked Sardar ji,

Aqal bari ya bhains??


Sardar ji says let me thnk..

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Sardar ji replied,







Oye Phle donon ki date of birth to batao.

· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Friendship

Muhammad Aftab

Dosti

Zamane se kab k guzar gaye hotay,

Jeene se pehle hi mar gaye hotay,

Bandhe na hotay agar aapki dosti k dhage mein,

To kab k motiyon jaise bikhar gaye hote,!

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Love

Kashif Qureshi

Shayari

? Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.

? Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,
teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.

? Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

? Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.

? Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai.

? Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.

? Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.

? Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.

? Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton K?IN?R ho gaye.

? Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.


love2lesss@yahoo

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Abdul Qaddoos

Shayari

? Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.

? Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,
teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.

? Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

? Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.

? Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai, yaad aap bhi hame karte hai,
fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai.

? Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.

? Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo,
pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da,
pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da.

? Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla,
PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla,
Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha,
Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha.

? Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye,
Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult,
Asin tutte kach ton K?IN?R ho gaye.

? Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.


love2lesss@yahoo

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Missing You

Imran Rashid Malik

Missing U

Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!

? Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.

? Relationship is like a Violin, music may stop now & then, but strings are attached forever. So if u b in touch or not, u r always remembered. Miss U!

? Changes in life are good, but see to that changes don--t take you far away from the people who love and care you...including myself. Missing U!

? My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me! Missing U!

? Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.

? No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a --Caring Heart-- saying, --Take Care!-- Miss U!

? God must be partial to have endowed a single soul with so much beauty, grace, panche, elgance & allure. If I ever have d luxury of dreaming of u, I bet I--ll b afraid of waking up coz I wouldn--t want 2 lose U!

? Nobody--s right till sumbody--s wrong.
Nobody--s weak till sumbody--s strong.
Nobody--s lucky till luv comes along.
Nobody--s lonely till sumbody--s gone. Missing U!

? Those we Luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen & unheard, still near... still loved... still Missed & still very dear. Missing U


love2lesss@yahoo

· 1 Like · 3 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Jis ne Namaz Chor Di
Posted by Muzammil Shahzad
Posted on : Apr 18, 2014

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