Sms / Marital Woes

Yousuf Ahmed

Sardar G

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

· 1 Like · 1 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Shahid Siddiqui

Haso Khulkar 1

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!

Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!

Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Friendship

Asad Omar

Its Fact Na......

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.

· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Zahid Mahmood

Sardar G

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Good Morning

Abdul Rasheed

News

Ajj ki khas khas khabron ma Khushamdeed!
aj ki taza khaber good morning & have a nice day.
aur ab tafseel:
aj bhi sms ki baarish jari rahe gi,
call aney k bhi imkaan hai aur miss cals k badal bhi anay ki tawaqa hai.
aaj puray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahey gay.shukria

· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: good-morning
 
Sms / Love

Fayyaz Karimi

Warning

KHABARDAR:Kisi ka dil torna insanhat k leiye muzar hai. ministry of LOVE.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Shaista Anam

Eid

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye

Iss bahane se Eid ho jaye

Eid milne jo Aap aajayein

Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Sardar

Anmol Rubab

Sardar

their is a Sardar propose a girl for marry?
the girl reply that i am one year elder to you, in the reply, sardar: said oya no problem Kuriey i will marry u next year.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Usama Arshad

Machaar&makki

ek machaar our makki do no pyar kar lete
do no ki mohabbat hadse bi jada hoti to
shadi karlete shadi kare so frist night ke
din machaar apne dosto k sath 12;00 bajetak
baitta to dosta bolte ja teri bibi tera intezar karri hogi kai kar bhija dete to sida apne ghar jata our phir apne dosto k pas ata to dosta puchte kya hoga phir kyun aya tu machar us bath ka javab nahi deta our us k dosta galya deto phir apne ghar jata our phir dosto kane ata to phir puchte kyun aga to machaar kaheta hai ki o makilaudi sali ALLOUT lagakar soye

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Love

Anmol Rubab

L0ve You


LOVE AT ALL BUT TRUST IN FEW....



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· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
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