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Sms / Sardar

Ashraf Shahid

Husband Speaking..

Sardar on phone

Doctor my wife is pergnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking....

· 1 Like · 2 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Missing You

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Nadra

karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,

pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?

banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,

poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???

· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Muhammad Aftab

Shaadi K Bad

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata




· 1 Like · 13 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Farah Gulzar

Sayana Sardar

1 sardar ne apne gahar 3 sweeming pool banwaye.dost ko dikhane k lie gahar bulaya.dost ne poocha sardar g 3 talaab kiun banaye hen?sardar bola 1 tallab main thanda pani he jis ka dil thande pane se nahane ko kare wo is main nahaye doosre talaab main garam pani he jo garm se nahana chahe is main nahaye.dost bola sardar g ye teesra talaab kiun khali he?sardar bola oh g kise da nahan nun nai v g kar da.//.balle balle.,,..,[shoaib iqbal] cell#

· 1 Like · 17 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Neelum Chaudhry

Sardar

aik sardar nay apnay dost ko ghar per khanay ki dawat di .jab dost us k ghar per puhncha tu sardar k gahr per tala laga huwa tha aur likha tha dekha tum ko bawkoof bana dia, sardar nay neechay likh dia, hum aayee hi nahi thay .hahahahaha

· 3 Like · 22 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Faisal Razzaq

Fair&lovely

apnay husan par itna ghror na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai...

tera husan bi tab tak qaim jab tak ....
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FAIR&LOVELYsaasti hain....




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Zeeshan Kaliya

Shaadi

Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,

Usne jeevan bigaar liya.

Aur

Samajh k ki jisne shaadi,

Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.





· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Javed Akhtar

Translation

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Sardar

Babar Ali

Makhi

costumer ne sadar [vaiter] se kaha sardar g soop main makhi pari hui he,,,,sardar kehne laga,,,oye dil wada kar wada makhi tera kinna soop pi jaye gi [ shoaib iqbal ]

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Mohammad Ali Khan

Sardar In Jannat

1 sardar dozakh se bhag kar jannat main dakhil hone laga to frishton ne pakar kar khoob phenti lagayi.mar khane k bad sardar rote hue bola tuhadi ena harkatan ton koi jannat vich nai anda[shoaib iqbal] cell#

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Yahan Tak k ALLAH ka Hukm Aajaye
Posted by Abdullah Shahid
Posted on : Apr 03, 2014

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