Sms / Sardar

Faiz Ahmed Khan

sardar s intelligence

sardar with 2 burnt ears said 2 his doctor i was ironing clothes n accidentally picked up iron instead of mobile
dr:but wat abt tha other ear
sardar:that guy called me again

· 1 Like · 52 Minutes Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Asad Omar

Surang

MIYAN BIWI SHAADI KAY BAAD HONEYMOON MANA NE MURRY TRAIN MAIN JAA RAHAY THAY KAY RAASTAY MAIN AIK LAMBI SI SURANG MAIN SE TRAIN GUZRI JAB TRAIN SURANG MAIN SE GUZAR GYI TO SHOHAR NAY BIWI SE BOLA KAY KAASH AGER MUJHAY PEHLAY PATA HOTA KAY YAHAN SURANG HAY TOO MAIN MOOQAY KA FAIDA UTHA LETA TO BIWI NAY ACHANAK CHOONK KER POOCHA KAY HYEE TO WOH TUM NAHIN THAY KIYA?? safwanqazi@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Love

Asad Omar

Two Lovers

two lover plained to suicide the boy jupmed 1st the gal closed her eyes turned her back said love s blind the boy which was n air open his parachute and said LOVE NEVER DIES!!!!!

· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Mehreen Ali

Tajarba

beti nain maan ko bola uss ko ek admi pasand hai uss sey meri shaadi kerwa do,maan nain us kay baap ko bataya,beti booray sey shaadi kerna chahti hai, baap nain beti sey poocha,beti tum nain mujh sey bhi bara admi kion pasand kia, beti boli aap to meray baap hain,is liay uss ko psand kia ,keh uss ka tajarba aap se y bhi ziada hai

· 1 Like · 15 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Seddiq Al Khan

Mamu

sardar = He put his Sar on Dar (Dar means Door)
that--s why its name is Sardar

· 1 Like · 20 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Madiha Shahid

A Boss And An Employ

once upon a time an employ called at his boss home and asked her wife about his boss she said your boss had died before a week again the next day he called to his boss home and asked the same question and she answered the same as yesterday days passed and he did the same thing again and again at last she said how many times i told you your boss had passed you know what he siad he said i love listening this all the time that my boss had passed away.

· 1 Like · 24 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Mehwish Shahzadi

Main Na Hotta Tu?

soraj ny kaha ..main na hotta tu germi ki shidat ka ehsaas kessy hotta.
chaand ny kaha..main na hotta tu eid ki khushiyaan kessy milti.
mohabat ny kaha..main na hotti tu duniya main bhai chaaray ki fizza keun qaim hotti.
dolaat ny kaha..main na hotti tu duniya ka nizaam kaisay chalta.
ghurbat ny kaha..main na hotti tu Khuda ko yaad koon kerta.
namaz ny kaha..main na hotti tu kafir or musalman main kya farq reh jata.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Love

Moona Malik

Lol This Is Funny

heres a really funny joke, you pakis will love this one like its ur personal buddah
Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?

A. Because he--d read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Missing You

Sana Ali

Sawere Towadi Yaad

sawere towadi yaad aayi te miss kitta,dinnay yaad aayi te hor miss kitta,ratti yaad aayi te fir miss katti,,,jadon jan te ban aayi te sms kitta......

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Love

Abdullah Shahid

Rii Rii

Here--s a really funny joke, you Indian will love this one like its ur personal buddah

Why did Lalu Parsad Yadov decide to have only 4 kids?

A. Because he----d read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

app ka appna dost (Rii Rii)

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 

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