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Sms / Funny

Sana Ali

Call Girl

Aik dafa aik pathan aik call girl ko mila he asked from call girl what is your rate .she replied.500 on bed,300 on sofa,100 on grass.pathan gave her 500.she said.wow on bed--.Pathan says.no no 5 times on grass.

· 1 Like · 1 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Farhan Bilal

The Hardest Part

The hardest part of
missing friends
is not their absense,
it?s when you think
of all those good times
and ask yourself,
?will those moments ever
happen again??

Aftab khan

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Love

Mohammad Iqbal

P.r.a.y.e.r.

GOD has deposited
Love,Joy,Prosperity ,Peace,Laughter
plus all Kinds of Blessings
in Your ATM Account.
Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is
P.R.A.Y.E.R.


Aftab khan



· 0 Like · 10 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Ak Motiwala

Realties Of Life

Some Realties of Life. ?U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id?


Aftab khan


· 1 Like · 15 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Friendship

Kamran Ullah Khan

I Need ?friendship?

One day my brain asked me ?Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little ?HEART? said to brain
?U? NEED msgs but i need ?FRIENDSHIP?


Aftab khan

· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Missing You

Kashif Qureshi

Am I Cute?

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous


Aftab khan

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Love

Alishba Khan

Got My Past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever.


Aftab khan

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Madiha Shahid

Dukh Is Bat Ka Nahi

mere mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gaye dukh is bat ka nahi dono nay muje jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi wo mil kar khushiyan manate rahe dukh is bat ka b nahi Dukh To Is Bat Ka He K Oothay Maino PEPSI Nai Labi fari_4u17@yahoo.com if any1 b my frend

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Love

Abdulla Bhatti

Smile In Pleasure

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling??


Aftab khan

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Miss You

Abid Aqeel

Call It Takdeer

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you?


Aftab khan

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: miss-you
 
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