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Sms / Love

Wajeeha Ali

My Cell Phone

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face
lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written
all over it.

I think u should sms more often, i
think it likes u!




· 1 Like · 57 Minutes Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Arsalan Ahmed

Proposing A Girl

New style of proposing a girl

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love,

and I dont want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.





· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Asma Altaf

Proposing A Girl

New style of proposing a girl

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love,

and I dont want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.





· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Daud Bhatti

1 Sardar Or Uski Biwi

1 sardar us ki biwi auto mai jar rahe they auto wala apne auto k merar sait kraha tha sardar bola k meri biwi ko line marha hai to pechay bait mai khud auto chala aaonga

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Nasir Alam

Teacher Daughter

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....




· 2 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Shagufta Yasmeen

What A Love

1 andhi larki thi jise siwaye apne dost k har kisi se nafrat thi.
dost b boht mohabat karta tha.
wo us se kehte thi kmain tum se tab shadi karun gi jub meri ankhon main roshni aa jaye gi.
phir un huwa k kisi ne us ko ankhen donete kar di.
use ye dekh kar hairat hui k us ka dost bhi andha he.
dost ne us se poocha ab tum mujh se shdi karogi?larki ne inkar kae dia.
larka chala gaya or jate hue bola,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
jan meri ankhon ka khayal rakhna[shoaib iqbal]

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Akram Rahi

Sardar Or Susar

sardar ka susar use jute se mar raha tha,ksi ne pucha kia hua bhai kiun mar rahe ho?susar bola,,,, is ki wife ne ise hospitel se sms kia k tum bap ban gaye.......is kanjar ne sms apne 4 doston ko forword kar dia[shoaib iqbal]

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Owais Kareem

Muslim Ummah

May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah. n may Allah shower his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).
Eid Mubarak.



· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Sardar

Maria Waheed

Khush Haal Gharana

Sardar k truck k peeche likha tha
Chota parivar Sukhi Parivar
aur uske neeche likha tha
Tinu
minu
chintu
chinky
pinky
guddu
guddi
sonu
monu
shonu
de papa di gaddi


· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Shahid Siddiqui

Gadha

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai.

Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.

Pehla gadha: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga. Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 

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