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Sms / Love

Samreen Anjum

Dil Ka Mamla

WHAT IS LOVE?

Love is like iodex ooh aah
ouch door kare.

LOVE is supreme yahi tu ha wo apna pan.

LOVE is habib cooking oil kyun k ye dil ka mamla hai,,,



desertonflow93@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · 3 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Fahad Yousuf

Sideaffect

Why sardar cut the sides of tablets?

Think

Think

Think

Side affect se bachne k liye

lahori481@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Friendship

Kamran Kaliya

Apna Saya

kareeb se tujhe jana tu apna paya ,,,tujhe dosti ma azmaya tu apna paya ,,,,,,tujhe kia naam don abb samaj ma nahin ata,,,,, dosti ,,,,,zindagi,,ya,,,, apna saya ,,,,,



· 1 Like · 12 Hours Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Love

Nimrah Butt

Ami Kehti Hain

u r so smart,
u r so beautiful,
u r so brillant,
u r so lovely,
u r so cute,





g nahi g





ami kehti hain jo kehta hai wohe hota hai.




· 1 Like · 17 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Asiah Rahi

Ully Ky Pathy

Raat ko 3 bajy ek dacu sardar ky ghar main gus gaya or bola SONA Kahan hye, sardar bola , ully ky pathy sara ghar khali hye kahain bhi so jao..



· 2 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Wafa Chaudhry

Ek Gurdaa

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha mareez ki tabiat kesi he?

pathan:tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he



· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Alisha Khan

Bap Ki Aulad

Exam mai Question ta
Challange kise kehte hain?
Pathan ne pure page khali chor kar last page par lika


APNI BAP KI AULAD HAI TO PAS KAR K DIKHA




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Fahad Yousuf

Some People Dearest

What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you meet them; but it--s the pain you feel when you miss them...




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Valentines Day

Sanam Baloch

Life Without Girls

just imagine life without girls...
da result.....?

markets silent....

streets empty.....

no smoking........

no flowers........

no valentines.....

no perfumes.......

all the men direct to heaven.




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: valentines-day
 
Sms / Sardar

Dawood Ali

Sher Da Puttar

Sardar told his son:
??o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.??
Beta:??papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai????.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
ALLAH k Supurd
Posted by Muzammil Shahzad
Posted on : Apr 22, 2014

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