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Noor Bukhari

Profit & Loss

in a class teacher asked if i buy an item @12.75 and sell @15.25 its loss or profit? student: profit in rupees and loss in paissas

· 1 Like · 11 Minutes Ago
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Asfand Yar

Naya Maaaaal

tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya
tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya





pagloon k stock main naya maaaaal aya

· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
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Sajid Mirza

Dhamaka

1 kutta dosray se:
oay aj kal jahan rash ho wahan se bhag jaya kr.
2sra: wo q?
1st: salay agar dhamaka ho gya to insano ki mot mare ga..

· 1 Like · 9 Hours Ago
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Ureeda Tehreem

Yassu Panju

tere narmon nazuk hathon ke taqaddus ka khayal ata hai WAsi;
wanra yassu panju mein to hum kisi ko muaaf nahi krte.

· 1 Like · 14 Hours Ago
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Fahad Yousuf

Sari Pepsi

Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye

· 1 Like · 18 Hours Ago
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Don

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain
Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! Husband: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain
Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain... ..?

· 1 Like · 24 Hours Ago
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Qaisar Mahmood

Jab Me Naram Hoti Hoon To Me Bohat Naram Hoti Hoon

teacher 2 Student: Jab me naram hoti hoon to Me bohat naram hoti hoon, or jb me sakht hoti hn to me bohat sakht hoti...

student says: Madam ap to bilkul mere Potty ki tarha ho... hahahhahahaah

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Sms / Love

Mohammad Ali Shah

Bp

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Sms / Friendship

Saeed Sarwar

Friendship

Friendship is sweet when it?s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
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Nimrah Butt

True Friends

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Posted by jiya daniyal
Posted on : Apr 16, 2014

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