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Sms / Sardar

Amina Noor

Sardar Ka Joke

aik sardar aur us ke sath us key 2 dost aik hi cycle per kahi ja rahay they k rastay mai traffic police walay ne roka tu sardar Bola Oye asi pele ai tin (3) bethay aan ,tuu kithay baway gaa .. Pls sms - Shazia 4rm Islamabad ph.

· 1 Like · 33 Minutes Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Impossible

Hitler says,
?There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary?
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
?Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na?:




· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Love Is Blind

Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don?t mind





· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Ak Motiwala

Sardar Ki Shadi

Sardar ne chote qad ki larki se shadi ki kisi ne pocha tum ne aisa kyon kia? Sardar bola mere waled ne kaha ta k musibat jitni choti ho utni achi hai.

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Samreen Qaisar

Gunahoun Ki Saza

Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie.





· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Amin Lakhan

Tu Peya Reh

Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:
Main Zinda Hoon.
Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Hafiz Mehran

Aik Sardar

Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,

Guess why?

Bcoz

Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.





· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Simran Chaudhry

Begum

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.





· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Funny

Samreen Anjum

Sugar

aik sardar roz apne kitchen jata cheeni ka dabaa kholta or band kar deta.....

why???

Guess...
,
,
,
,
,

Q,k..

Doctor ne kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna... hahahahhaha

· 3 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Ashraf Shahid

Husband Speaking..

Sardar on phone

Doctor my wife is pergnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking....

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
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