Sms / Funny

Aras Rahes

Healthy Life

na kisi ko chera karo

na kisi se pange liya karo

na kisi ko dil diya karo

na kisi se dil liya karo

healthy life jiya karo

rooz
rooz
Good milk

piya karo


ha hahahahahahahahahahah


always b haPpY


· 1 Like · 3 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Qaisar Mahmood

Calls

Wives r Incoming Calls

Lovers r Outgoing Calls

Aunties r Tollfree Calls

Callgirls r Roaming Calls

Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls

· 1 Like · 8 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Urooj Zahed

Meri Biwi Aur Premika

Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha

· 1 Like · 13 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Zafar Ali Khan

Doctor To Sardar

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

· 1 Like · 18 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Aman Ullah

Doctor To Sardar

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

· 1 Like · 22 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Waheed

Sms Milya Hi Na Hovay

Sardar: Baapu mai bivi nu sms kita ke main raat nu aawan ga, main raat nu aya te kissi hor de naal sutti si Baapu: oye puttar ho sakda onu sms miliya he na hovay

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Ghaffar

B Com Ker Raha Houn

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek larki per gira Larki boli: badtameez kya kar rahay ho.... Sardar bola: Punjab University se Bcom kar raha hoon

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Daud Bhatti

Shadi Kerna Hai

aik admi shadi karna chahta hay to apne friend say poochta hay k batao main kia karoon.us ka friend kahta hay h newspaper main add day do k mujhay biwi chahiye. us ka dost aisay hi karta hay. kuch din baad woh apnay friend k paas aata hay or kahta hay k main bohat parayshan hoon samjha nahi ati k kia karoon.us ka dost pochta hay k kion kiya hooua. woh kahta hay k main nay news paper main add dia k mujhay biwi chahiye to mujhay itnay saray khawindo(Husbands) nay khat likhay hain k mayri biwi lay lo mayri biwi lay lo.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Friendship

Saeed Sarwar

Joke

teri dosti ka sila har hal main dengay........%


firishtay bi mangay ye dil tu tal dengay.......%



agar dil nay kaha tum bewafa ho.........%



tu is dil ko bhi seene say nikal dengay........%



babli_sheikh_gi@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Sardar

Naila Ahmed

Light As Food

A Sardar was standing below a light with opened his mouth. His son asked him Papa what r u doing? Sardar replied, Dr. ne mujhey kaha tha k aaj light hi khana....

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
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Posted on : Apr 05, 2014

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