Sms / Love

Aftab Ahmed


love is sweet... love is neat... but it--s uncompet... untill our 2 lip--s meet?

· 1 Like · Jul 11, 2015 at 11:07
Category: love
Sms / Funny

Aleezay Abbasi


jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi
jise pyaar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud khushi karloo jaalim
jab bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

· 1 Like · Jun 26, 2015 at 03:06
Category: funny
Sms / Funny

Kamran Ullah Khan


aik din aik zaeef miyan biwi khana kha rahey hotey hein jab miyan khana kha chuka hota hey to phir biwi khati hey wahan aik admi khara hota hey wo kehta hey aap donoon sath khana kiyon nahi kha rahey to wo kehtey hein kay hamaray paas dant ka sirf aik hi set hey .......... hahhahahah

· 1 Like · May 28, 2015 at 04:05
Category: funny
Sms / Love

Shabana Gul


A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first
message, she fainted.The widow--s son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve reached
Date: 16 May 2002

I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones. I--ve just reached and have
been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
Seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.

· 1 Like · May 22, 2015 at 10:05
Category: love
Sms / Funny

Madiha Sultan

New Joke

10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
ullu dey pathay tu ki parhi ja riya aain????

· 1 Like · May 18, 2015 at 05:05
Category: funny
Sms / Sardar

Najam Ali Khan

Sikh Ki Wisdom

Aik sikh apnay ghar say bahar nikla.Us kay ghar kay aagay kalay ka chilka para tha.Woh chilkay ko dekh kar hansnay laga.Kisi nay poocha Sardar jee aap kion hans rahay ho.Sardar jee bolay aaj phir mujhay girna paray ga.

· 1 Like · May 18, 2015 at 00:05
Category: sardar
Sms / Funny

Wajeeha Ali

Hum Tum

tum pagal tih,,,,,
tum pagal hoo.........
aur tum pagal rahogii......
tumahare pagal.........

· 3 Like · May 17, 2015 at 20:05
Category: funny
Sms / Sardar

Meena Kumari


A sardar g on a cycle hit a lady accidently.Lady said: break nahi mar sekte thay kya? Sardar g: Break ka kya pori cycle to mar di hay :-)

· 1 Like · May 17, 2015 at 15:05
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Qadeer

The Helper

once a sardar g was going somewhere that he found in the way a burning house,, so he decided to give his help.... he ran and suddenly he brought about six persons which were in the house.. he was so proud to rescue them but after it besides of awarding he was taken up by the police.....
because the six persons he brought outside were of firebregade
ha ha ha

· 1 Like · May 17, 2015 at 10:05
Category: sardar
Sms / Marital Woes

Shaheen Fatima

Mr Beans Jokes!


Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I--m dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you--ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


Mr. Bean: I--d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn--t know the alphabet yet!!


Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it--s a horror film. I didn--t see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) Mr. Bean:

(crying) the doctor called, Mom--s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


Colleague: Sorry I--m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That--s alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean--s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

· 1 Like · May 17, 2015 at 05:05
Category: marital-woes
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