Sms / Marital Woes

Sana Dimple

Mistak Bye Doctor

1 girl went to a doctocr .doctor checked her report bye a mistak her report changed with a pregnent lady.doctor said to her u r preganent,she saying to doctor,oh doctor meri to abhi tak shadi bhi nhe hoi he.per ya khudaya ab to ungli pe bhe innsan ka ietbar tot gaya

· 1 Like · 4 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Love

Amna Obaid

Love And Friendship

One day LOVE decided to ask FRIENDSHIP Why r u in this world when I m here FRIENDSHIP smiled n answered 2 spread around smiles when u leave behind Tears

· 1 Like · 8 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Amna Obaid

Fdf

Love is the shortest distance between hearts

· 1 Like · 13 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Missing You

Maria Waheed

*sms Receiving Law And Order*


you have 2 way receiving sms daily from me.

choose 1 and send me sms which you choose.

1)when you receivemy sms then reply a sms.

2)if you not reply mea sms so miss call me in 5 minutes after receive my sms.

· 1 Like · 18 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Good Morning

Javed Ashraf

Good Morning

Do you know the meaning of Good Morning?
Morning means::>One more inning given by GOD to play & win. So Good Morning & Have a lovely winning day. MEX

· 1 Like · 23 Hours Ago
Category: good-morning
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Anmol Rubab

Samandar

QATRA QATRA KAR K SAMANDAR BANTA HAY
DUR REHNY SAY PIYAR BADHTA HAY


· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Jabbar

Joks Sms

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it--s one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it--s second leg and told
the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
last he cut it--s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn--t walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, I found it. If we cut cockroach--s four legs,
it becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board WASH BASIN

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!



(?`?.???) Always
`?.?(?`?.???) Keep
(?`?.???)?.?? Smiling!
`?.?.??

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Aras Rahes

Healthy Life

na kisi ko chera karo

na kisi se pange liya karo

na kisi ko dil diya karo

na kisi se dil liya karo

healthy life jiya karo

rooz
rooz
Good milk

piya karo


ha hahahahahahahahahahah


always b haPpY


· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Qaisar Mahmood

Calls

Wives r Incoming Calls

Lovers r Outgoing Calls

Aunties r Tollfree Calls

Callgirls r Roaming Calls

Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Urooj Zahed

Meri Biwi Aur Premika

Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 

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