Sms / Funny

Mehwish Jatt

Zameen

DO DOST APAS MJAIN BAAT KAR RAHEE TEE HAIN ? EK DOST KAHTA HEE MAREE ABBA KEE PAAS ITNEE BAREE ZAMEEN HEE KII TUM 10 DAYS CYCLE CHALOOW PHIR BHEE KHATAM NAHEE HO GEE? .......... 2ND DOST MAREE BAAP KE PAAS ITNA BARA DANDA HEE KE WOO CLOUDS KO CHOTA HEE.....1ST DOET ITNA LAMBA DANDA TUM HAREE ABBU KHAAN RAKHTEE HAIN?............2ND DOST TUM HAREE ABBA KEE ZAMEEEN PEEEEEEE..........?HAHAHAHAHA................. ???

· 1 Like · 1 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sarmad Ali

New Shadi...

ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Gulzar Ahmed

Missed Call

raja and rani tired from mobile. they decided to use pigeons . one day pigeon reaches rani without msg. angry rani calls raja .raja says idot, it was a missed call.(if u like this joke tell me on my e mail .eye_wash 4 u @hotmail.com

· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Yousuf Ahmed

Pregnant

sardar tellls to his wife,tell me sardarni a beautiful joke in which i am not including.
sardarni says , well sardar je i m pregnant

· 1 Like · 15 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Najam Ali Khan

Do Behre

do behre train mein safer ker rahe hote hain,1 behra dosre behre se poochta hai k kia aapp lahore jaa rehe hain 2 kehta hai nahin mein lahore jaa raha hoon 1 behra kehta hai acha mein samjha aapp lahore jaaa rahe hain................hahahahahaha

· 1 Like · 19 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Friendship

Zeeshan Kaliya

Friend Ship

hi dear aik bat sab kalia aghar doste karoo to kisa dosraka khna par na karoo q ka us dosti ka koi fyda nahee jo bheek ma mila ok

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Missing You

Luqman Mali

To All My Sweet Friends...

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???????? aughty?and nearest friend to me..
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???___???earest of all?
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FEEL GOOD WHEN SOMEBODY MISS U.........FEEL BETTER WHEN SOMEBODY LOVES U......BUT FEEL BEST WHEN SOMEBODY NEVER FORGETS U........
hope u liked da testi....*peace*

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Love

Amnah Khan

Mazhiya Shaiyari...



I am a girl, why not a boy? I play with books and study about toys. I fly on the earth and walk in the sky. Yesterday night,I saw a sun. In the morning,I ate a gun. I am beautiful but seems ugly, all my friends call me lovely. My friend--s name is Bina, I call her Tina. I know English but in Urdu, I met a Christian but he was a Hindu.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Friendship

Mohammad Afzal

2 Chutiyan

aik din doo chutiyan ja rahin hoti hain to on ko rastay mein aik haathi milta hain wo os hathi say bolti hain kay hum say kushti larai ga?hathi kuch bolay is say pehlay dosti chuti bolti ya beechara kya hum say kushti larain ga...ya to aik hain aur hum doo hain...

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Funny

Safia Saeed

Bada Bacha

aik budha sarak k kinare beth ker ro raha hota hai k wahan se aik larka guzarta hai to woh us admi se poochta hai k unkle aapp kyun roo rahe hain to budha kehta hai k mujhe mere abba ne danta hai larke ko bari hairat hoti hai woh us k saath us k ghar jata hai to wahan aik aur budha betha hota hai larka poochta hai yeh aapp ka beta hai aapp ne is ko kyun danta to abba kehta hai kameena apne dada ko chair raha tha...........hahahahahahahahah

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
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