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Sms / Love

Nadeem Moti

A Love Story

A boy & girl love each other-- unfortuantly girl die girl said 2 boy: Ek vada ta tere har vade k pechey tum muje melogay har gali har darwaze k pechey par tuu hi bewafa nikla ek tuu hi na ta mere janaze k pechey boy said 2 girl: mera vada ta tere har vade k pechey main tuje melonga har gali har darwaze k pechey par tuu hi bewafa nikly tuu ne nahi dekha ek janaza ta tere janaze k pechey!

· 1 Like · 4 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Abdul Qadeer

Sardar

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya. Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

· 1 Like · 9 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Love

Kainaat Siddique

A Saddest Man

The world--s saddest man saying is said by the world--s funniest man.i love 2 walk n rain because no body can c my tears. {love pakistan and be pakistani}

· 1 Like · 14 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Javed Akhtar

Apply Next Year

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.





· 1 Like · 19 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Aleezay Abbasi

Sardar

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.





· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Shagufta Yasmeen

Sardar Painter

Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain




· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Maria Waheed

Go To Jail

Teacher.I killed a personconvert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.





· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Fahad Bukhari

We R Not Stupid

American said:we r the 1st on the moon.
Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun.
American:u cant go on the sun u will burn.
Sardar: we r not stupid we went at night!!!!




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Safia Saeed

Talak

? 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!




· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Aman Ullah

Absence

absence is the best presence.because if somebody is absent than u miss them & if u miss them that means they are present in ur heart.





· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
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Posted on : Jun 07, 2014

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