Sms / Sardar

Eshwa Khan

Silly Answer

Dost: When did George Washington die?
Sardarji: 2 days before his funeral.

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Kamran Kaliya

Sufi

shadi kay din karib aaye tu maha ko dieting ka shouk para tu mein sufi ghar lay aayi. kyun kay sab ko sufi per aatmat jo tha. subha hou tu na maha thi na sufi.

· 1 Like · 12 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Love

Urooj Imran

Never Kiss A Girl

Never kiss a girl near gate because love is blind but neighbour is not ;)

· 1 Like · 17 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Bilal Ahmed Khan

Jadoger

Wife ko Begum kiu kehte hai?
Kiu ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai or wife BE-GUM ho jati hai

· 1 Like · 22 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Yousuf Ahmed

Teacher

Teacher: -- I killed a person--
convert this sentence in future tense! Sardar: The future tense is You will go to jail .

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· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Owais Kareem

A Sardarji

A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Mohammad Ali Shah

A Sardarji

A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Fozia Iqbal

Sardar Gambles!!

Sardar Gambles
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
What happened ? asked Surjit.
Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday .
How come ?
Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.
I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.
But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?
Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

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· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Najam Ali Khan

Lunch Box

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road.......
Why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to
or coming back from office....!!

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· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Mehwish Jatt

Rape

A sardar was trying to rape a woman. She screamed, i will kill myself before i let u touch me! . Sardar says : Mar jaana kisey day kamm na ana.

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
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