Sms / Love

Aftab Ahmed


america love,s iraq
bush love,s sadam
sadam loves mushraf
mushraf loves his wife
and i know she loves me....

· 1 Like · 3 Hours Ago
Category: love
Sms / Funny

Samreen Qaisar

usman s diary

aik bacha examination hall main doodre bache ki copy kar raha tha teacher ne ghuse se kaha tum kaho to us ke saath bitha doon talib ilam nahin mujhe yahan se saaf nazaar aa raha hai HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

· 1 Like · 9 Hours Ago
Category: funny
Sms / Sardar

Zafar Ali Khan

Oh Maryia Rabba

aik din aik sardar sahab apnay ghar say bahir nikaltay hain samnay kalay ka chikla per say slip ho jatay hain. unhian choot lag jati hai girnay say. 2 din bad jab dobara apnay ghar say nikaltay hain to samnay kalay ka chilka dhaik kar khatya hain aO MARYIA RABBAB AAG FAIR SLIP HONA PAY GA

· 1 Like · 13 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
Sms / Love

Hina Raheel


I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST
& the most beautiful person on the earth,
but then I thought.........
SUICIDE is a crime.
Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That--s YOU !
Good Will: It?s also YOU!
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME

Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind
u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r likeable
u r Unique
In short... u r ULLU !!!

· 1 Like · 18 Hours Ago
Category: love
Sms / Funny

Samra Ali

Talim Yafta

Sardar zebra crossing ke black white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
Chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
Sardar apne ek friend se: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar! sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte was this????if u liked it,mail me on

· 1 Like · 24 Hours Ago
Category: funny
Sms / Sardar

Madiha Shahid

Free Gift

A Sardar enters shop and shouts, where--s my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab
Sardar: Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE?

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar

Mohammad Ali Shah


Sardar at an art gallery I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?
Art Dealer I beg your pardon sir? That?s a mirror!

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
Sms / Love

Abdul Basit


BOY: May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn--t heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what--s your phone number??
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we--ll be the happiest couple
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don--t you ever want to improve??
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I--m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.


· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
Sms / Marital Woes

Fahad Bukhari


Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Funny

Arsalan Ahmed


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five






ERROR: no brain detected.


· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: funny
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