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Sms / Love

Abid Aqeel

Result Is Near

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, ?is this love??. GOD replied, ?no dear, result is near?



· 1 Like · 2 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Faisal Razzaq

Without Love

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don--t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.



· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Mohammad Ali Shah

Bandar Ki Beti

bandar ki beti boli papa mujhe bhi shadi karni hai. bandar bola beti sabr rakh, dulha abhi SMS padh raha hai, padkar muskurayega to rista pakka samajho

· 1 Like · 12 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Jabbar

Shaadi

1 sdrar se us ki biwi ne kaha k srdar g lrki jawwan ho gai hai koi 26 saal da lrka dhondoo te waya kraao .
Sardar: j 26 saal da na mile te 13,13 saaql de 2 lay aawaan

· 1 Like · 17 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Amir Rasheed

Love Site

wellcome to loveaffairs.com
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sorry !!!! ap k affairs krne ki umer guzr gai hai plz try at
www.namazroza.com

· 1 Like · 22 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Nasim Rana

Respect

patahn ne apni girlfriend se kaha:
hey kia tm muj se shaadi kro gi
girl: tameez se baat kro
pathan: BAJEE kia ap muj se shaadi karain gi

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Urooj Zahed

4 Wheeler

Buffalo par baithe ek pathan koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
pathan: oye yaar, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Abdulla Bhatti

Fair&lovely

apnay husan par itna ghror na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai...

tera husan bi tab tak qaim jab tak ....
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FAIR&LOVELYsaasti hain....



· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Simran Chaudhry

Nahaya Hua Sardar

khidki khuli zulfen udi, socha husn-e-yaar ka didar tha zulfen hati kismat futi, wo to nahaya hua sardar tha.



· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Rumana Shahzad

Aik Sardar G

aik sardar G. k ghar mein daku a gaay....
daku.. oay sardara sona kithay wa juldi dus.....
sarder G. lo ki gal kr day O tusi vi mitro.. aida wada ghar wa jithay merzi so jaoo........



· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
So Alone :P
Posted by afza altaf
Posted on : Apr 29, 2014

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