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Hammad Yousuf

Hansna Manaa Hy.

eak bajha apna dada k pas dhorta howa aaya k dada jaan sandoq mein koi hy muje drata hy dada jaan ne kaha chalo khon hy jo meri phote ko drata hy dada jaan ne sandoq mein dekha uska apna cheera nazer aaya dada jaan ne kaha abe ooh sharam nahi aati jo mere pothe ko draata hy ha ha ha. 03138344952.

· 1 Like · 2 Hours Ago
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Noor Bukhari

Profit & Loss

in a class teacher asked if i buy an item @12.75 and sell @15.25 its loss or profit? student: profit in rupees and loss in paissas

· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
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Asfand Yar

Naya Maaaaal

tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya
tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya





pagloon k stock main naya maaaaal aya

· 1 Like · 12 Hours Ago
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Sajid Mirza

Dhamaka

1 kutta dosray se:
oay aj kal jahan rash ho wahan se bhag jaya kr.
2sra: wo q?
1st: salay agar dhamaka ho gya to insano ki mot mare ga..

· 1 Like · 17 Hours Ago
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Ureeda Tehreem

Yassu Panju

tere narmon nazuk hathon ke taqaddus ka khayal ata hai WAsi;
wanra yassu panju mein to hum kisi ko muaaf nahi krte.

· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
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Fahad Yousuf

Sari Pepsi

Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Don

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain
Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! Husband: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain
Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain... ..?

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Sms / Funny

Qaisar Mahmood

Jab Me Naram Hoti Hoon To Me Bohat Naram Hoti Hoon

teacher 2 Student: Jab me naram hoti hoon to Me bohat naram hoti hoon, or jb me sakht hoti hn to me bohat sakht hoti...

student says: Madam ap to bilkul mere Potty ki tarha ho... hahahhahahaah

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Mohammad Ali Shah

Bp

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Friendship

Saeed Sarwar

Friendship

Friendship is sweet when it?s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
sh000000000 cute
Posted by mohammad ali khan
Posted on : May 30, 2014

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