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Sms / Sardar

Asiah Rahi

Ully Ky Pathy

Raat ko 3 bajy ek dacu sardar ky ghar main gus gaya or bola SONA Kahan hye, sardar bola , ully ky pathy sara ghar khali hye kahain bhi so jao..



· 1 Like · 1 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Wafa Chaudhry

Ek Gurdaa

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha mareez ki tabiat kesi he?

pathan:tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he



· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Alisha Khan

Bap Ki Aulad

Exam mai Question ta
Challange kise kehte hain?
Pathan ne pure page khali chor kar last page par lika


APNI BAP KI AULAD HAI TO PAS KAR K DIKHA




· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Fahad Yousuf

Some People Dearest

What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you meet them; but it--s the pain you feel when you miss them...




· 1 Like · 17 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Valentines Day

Sanam Baloch

Life Without Girls

just imagine life without girls...
da result.....?

markets silent....

streets empty.....

no smoking........

no flowers........

no valentines.....

no perfumes.......

all the men direct to heaven.




· 1 Like · 22 Hours Ago
Category: valentines-day
 
Sms / Sardar

Dawood Ali

Sher Da Puttar

Sardar told his son:
??o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.??
Beta:??papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai????.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Mehmood Khan

Write An Eassy

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote ?DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!?

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Miss You

Gulzar Ahmed

Love

Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon. us pe I MISS YOU Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much I MISS YOU::

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: miss-you
 
Sms / Love

Abid Aqeel

Result Is Near

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, ?is this love??. GOD replied, ?no dear, result is near?



· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Faisal Razzaq

Without Love

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don--t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.



· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
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