Sms / Sardar

Naila Ahmed

Light As Food

A Sardar was standing below a light with opened his mouth. His son asked him Papa what r u doing? Sardar replied, Dr. ne mujhey kaha tha k aaj light hi khana....

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Abdullah Shahid

Ghar Pahounch Jaaiye.

Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti? Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye.

· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Missing You

Amna Obaid

()()() I Miss U ()()()

Tujh se milnay ko mann kar raha hai Mann ko samjaya to dil tarap raha hai Dil ko bahlaya to ankhain ro parhin.. Unahin chup karaya to saansain bole parhin... ()()() I MISS U ()()()

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Missing You

Samreen Qaisar

Joke

0% i hate u
10%so nice u
20%cute u
30%so kind u
40%need of u
50%found of u
60%u r my ideal
70%i want u
80%i miss u
90%i like u
100%i am joking

· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Love

Wajeeha Ali

I Love My Name

I LOVE MY NAME WHEN U SAY IT.I LOVE MY HAERT WHEN U LOVE IT.I LOVE MY LIFE WHEN U R IN IT.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Qureshi

Fair And Lovely

APNE HUSAN PAR ITNA GHUROOR NA KER . SUB 2 DIN KI MASTI HAI. TERA HUSAN BHI TAB TAK QAIM HAI JAB TAK...............................................
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Aftab Ahmed

Haso Khulkar 1

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!

Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!

Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Friendship

Asfand Yar

Its Fact Na......

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Yousuf Ahmed

Sardar G

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Shahid Siddiqui

Haso Khulkar 1

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!

Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!

Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
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Posted on : Jun 09, 2014

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