Sms / Funny

Aleezay Abbasi

Secret

wife (husband sa) merd bhout ba perva hota hai koi raz ki baat bataoo tou ek kaan (ear)sa dhosra kaan sa nikhal deta hai,
(husband)haan!ya tou sahi hai, lakin oorta raz ka baat dhono kaano sa sun ker mou(mouth) sa nikhal deti haihahahahhahah!!!****

· 2 Like · Aug 09, 2015 at 13:08
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Aftab Ahmed

Love

love is sweet... love is neat... but it--s uncompet... untill our 2 lip--s meet?

· 1 Like · Jul 11, 2015 at 11:07
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Aleezay Abbasi

Shaeri

jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi
jise pyaar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud khushi karloo jaalim
jab bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi
------------------hahahahhah-------------------------

· 1 Like · Jun 26, 2015 at 03:06
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Kamran Ullah Khan

Hahahahaha

aik din aik zaeef miyan biwi khana kha rahey hotey hein jab miyan khana kha chuka hota hey to phir biwi khati hey wahan aik admi khara hota hey wo kehta hey aap donoon sath khana kiyon nahi kha rahey to wo kehtey hein kay hamaray paas dant ka sirf aik hi set hey .......... hahhahahah

· 1 Like · May 28, 2015 at 04:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Shabana Gul

Hahaha

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first
message, she fainted.The widow--s son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve reached
Date: 16 May 2002

I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones. I--ve just reached and have
been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
Seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.

· 1 Like · May 22, 2015 at 10:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Madiha Sultan

New Joke

10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
ullu dey pathay tu ki parhi ja riya aain????
hahahahahahahahahaha

· 1 Like · May 18, 2015 at 05:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Najam Ali Khan

Sikh Ki Wisdom

Aik sikh apnay ghar say bahar nikla.Us kay ghar kay aagay kalay ka chilka para tha.Woh chilkay ko dekh kar hansnay laga.Kisi nay poocha Sardar jee aap kion hans rahay ho.Sardar jee bolay aaj phir mujhay girna paray ga.

· 1 Like · May 18, 2015 at 00:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Wajeeha Ali

Hum Tum

tum pagal tih,,,,,
tum pagal hoo.........
aur tum pagal rahogii......
tumahare pagal.........
hahahahaha

· 3 Like · May 17, 2015 at 20:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Meena Kumari

Break

A sardar g on a cycle hit a lady accidently.Lady said: break nahi mar sekte thay kya? Sardar g: Break ka kya pori cycle to mar di hay :-)

· 1 Like · May 17, 2015 at 15:05
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Qadeer

The Helper

once a sardar g was going somewhere that he found in the way a burning house,, so he decided to give his help.... he ran and suddenly he brought about six persons which were in the house.. he was so proud to rescue them but after it besides of awarding he was taken up by the police.....
why
because the six persons he brought outside were of firebregade
ha ha ha

· 1 Like · May 17, 2015 at 10:05
Category: sardar
 
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