Sms / Funny

Mohammad Iqbal

Bemaar

CHOOHE NE HAATHI SE KAHA K TUMARI OMAR KITNI HAI HAI? HAATHI NE KAHA K AIK SAAL....PHIR HAATHI NE CHOOHE SE POOCHHA TUMARI OMAR KITNI HAI? CHOOHE BHI AIK SAAL KA THA AUR JAB HAATHI KO DEKHA K ITNA BARA AUR KHUD CHHOTA SA TO FORAN KEHNE LAGA....AJJI...MERI OMAR BHI AIK SAAL HAI MAGAR MAIN THORA BEMAR SHAMAR REHTA HOON...........HAHAHAHAM BASHIR

· 1 Like · 1 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Abdul Jabbar

Do Khawaishain

Aik muslim mulk main pakistani,american aur Indian pakre gae aur un ko 10,10 koroon ki sazaa hooee magar kore marne wale ne kaha k tum sab ki aik aik khawaish poori hosakti hai.Sab se pehle american ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke mery peeth per takkia rakh ker kore lagae jain. to os ki khawaish poori ker dee gahee. Phir hindu ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke meri peeth per do takkiye rakho, chonanche os ki b khawaish poori ker di gaee,ab musliman ki bari the aur os ne kaha k choonke main muslim hoon meri do khawaishain poori hooni chahye. is per woh razi ho gae.muslim ne kaha k pehli khawaish hai k muje 100 kore lagae jain,is per sab heraan hogae, pher muslim ne kaha k meri peeth per american aur hindu ko bandh diya jae,hahaha

· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Amna Omar

Anmol Muskurahat

apko ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
yaad karna addat ki baat hai
apse door rehna kismat ki bat hai
magar ap ko bardasht karna waqae
himat ki baat hai

· 1 Like · 13 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Mohammad Afzal

Sardar

Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1:it helps saving revision time.
2:He can keep a watch on himself.
3:He likes combined study.

· 1 Like · 23 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Omar Hassan

Dal Chawal

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Urooj Zahed

Mairrage Certifacate

ek sardar poray ek ghantay se dekh raha tha


Wife : Tussi inni dair se ki dekh rahay ho ?






Husband : Xpiry date dhoond raha hun

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Missing You

Abdul Sattar

(() I Miss Uuu ())

giri hoi havali ki toti hoi divar k oper , lagi hoi bad soorat phoote k piche, bathe hove gande bacteria ki Qasam?????????????? ? ? ? ? ? ; ((())) I MISS U((()))

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Haya Jalal

Phatan

phatan apnay friend say yara tmhara shadi ho gaya ha
friend haan
phatan kiss say
friend larki say
phatan kya larki say
friend kyoun khan sahib kya hoya
phatan mari bhan ka tu larkay say hoya ha

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Neelum Chaudhry

Jokes

2 BANtA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...

my name is s.younus from andhra pradesh india 019+9908942996

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Love

Obaidullah Khan

Romantic Countries In The World

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And
Never Can End?.

Aftab khan

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: love
 

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