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Sms / Sardar

Maria Waheed

Khush Haal Gharana

Sardar k truck k peeche likha tha
Chota parivar Sukhi Parivar
aur uske neeche likha tha
Tinu
minu
chintu
chinky
pinky
guddu
guddi
sonu
monu
shonu
de papa di gaddi


· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Shahid Siddiqui

Gadha

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai.

Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.

Pehla gadha: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga. Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo.

· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Sanam Baloch

Wishing U Eid Mubarak

Assalam-o-Alaikum
DOSTO aap sub ko meri taraf se EID ki dheeron khushian mubarak hoon. Aur iss Eid pe apney ghareeb bhaion ko b apni khushion mein shamil karein

· 2 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Nadeem Moti

Wish

wish a happy and warm eid to all muslims of the world.

· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Qaisar Mahmood

Application

An application to the head master in panjabi


Guzarish hai k mera hun school aan no ji nahi karda
Tusi bachyan v alag kar dityan ne tey saddi class vich ik v kori naji haigi
Tay madam v koi khas patakha nahi
Hor nahi te kuj kam aaliyan hi sonyan rakh lo
Bari meherbani
Tuadda faithfull
Malik
shear with me ur sms
It,s Malik House

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Obaidullah Khan

Can U Understand It

Dil karta hai us ki lelon
zulfon ki hawa
Par main kiya karon mera uthta nahi
Qadam us k ghar ki taraf
Maine us k andar dala
Etmaad apne pyar ka
Us ne kaha thora or dalo
Etmaad apne pyar ka
us ki bohout tang thi
Ami mujse
Mera bohout lamba tha
paiman-e-sabar
share with me ur sms
It,s Malik House

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Mooria Ul Ain

Pagal Sardar

sardar loked mirror and say
Is shakal no kede dhekya hai

Haann yad aaya

Aye te ohi kamina haiga jairi meri shadi di pur album vich meri janani ne nal si
All viewer,s eid mubarik and or ki labne o
Share witj me ur sms
It,s Malik House

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Hafiz Mehran

Love

We?ve known each other by CHANCE,
became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION.
And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
that?s definitely a lifetime PROMISE

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Zahid Mahmood

3 Types Of People

There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.

2. Those who can--t.




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Samreen Qaisar

Kicking A Can

You are so poor . . .
When you were kicking a can, your friend came by and asked what you were doing. You said you were moving!

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Todays Joke!
Posted by haya jalal
Posted on : Apr 07, 2014

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