Sms / Sardar

Abdul Qaddoos

Chota Sardar

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

· 1 Like · 2 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Fayyaz Karimi

64 Dant

1 pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha tha ,,
kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.,pas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen...
pathan ,..,.,., mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhaer bhi torun ga

· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Sardar

Javed Ashraf

Barek Dance

ek aadmi cycle ki brek hath mein pakar kar nach rahe thay.,..,
kisi ne poocha g brek pakar kar kiun ucchal kood kar rahe ho?
oye bewaquf dikhta nahin brek dance kar raha hun..

· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Samreen Anjum

Nai Ijaad

pathan angrez se.,,. hum ne 1 esi cheez ijaad ki he jis se koi bhi shakhs deewar k doosri taraf dekh sakta he...
angrez heran ho kar...esi kon c cheez bana di apne????
pathan,............. SURAAKH.///////////SHOAIB IQBAL
03217500977

· 2 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Sardar

Maleeha Bukhari

Funny

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan

· 2 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Wajeeha Ali

Ellfy

dulha suhag rat ko kafi der k bad kamre se bahir nikla to doston ne poocha,..........
oye sale itni der kiun lagayi?
dulha,,, haram zado pehle ye batao tail [oil] ki jaga ELLFY ki botal kis ne rakhi thi,

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Friendship

Moiz Arshad

Friendship

U are strong as RUM..
Fine as WINE..
Cool as BEER..
Classic as WHISKY..
Sophisticated as VODKA..

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Usaman Khan

Sms Warning...

Munabhai ka SMS warning

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Neelum Chaudhry

Kewl Song

Sing and read........(kuch kuch hota haih)

Exam pas ayeh.. dil ghabarah,
teacher neh na jane kase paper banaye,
ab toh mera dil jage nah sotaheh
kya karu hai answer nahi atta hai

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Anam Lateef

Propose Karne Ka Kareka

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,

Santa, wo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: santa-banta
 
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