Sms / Valentines Day

Sanam Baloch

Life Without Girls

just imagine life without girls...
da result.....?

markets silent....

streets empty.....

no smoking........

no flowers........

no valentines.....

no perfumes.......

all the men direct to heaven.




· 1 Like · 2 Hours Ago
Category: valentines-day
 
Sms / Sardar

Dawood Ali

Sher Da Puttar

Sardar told his son:
??o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.??
Beta:??papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai????.

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Mehmood Khan

Write An Eassy

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote ?DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!?

· 1 Like · 12 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Miss You

Gulzar Ahmed

Love

Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon. us pe I MISS YOU Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much I MISS YOU::

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: miss-you
 
Sms / Love

Abid Aqeel

Result Is Near

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, ?is this love??. GOD replied, ?no dear, result is near?



· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Faisal Razzaq

Without Love

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don--t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.



· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Mohammad Ali Shah

Bandar Ki Beti

bandar ki beti boli papa mujhe bhi shadi karni hai. bandar bola beti sabr rakh, dulha abhi SMS padh raha hai, padkar muskurayega to rista pakka samajho

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Jabbar

Shaadi

1 sdrar se us ki biwi ne kaha k srdar g lrki jawwan ho gai hai koi 26 saal da lrka dhondoo te waya kraao .
Sardar: j 26 saal da na mile te 13,13 saaql de 2 lay aawaan

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Amir Rasheed

Love Site

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sorry !!!! ap k affairs krne ki umer guzr gai hai plz try at
www.namazroza.com

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Nasim Rana

Respect

patahn ne apni girlfriend se kaha:
hey kia tm muj se shaadi kro gi
girl: tameez se baat kro
pathan: BAJEE kia ap muj se shaadi karain gi

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
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