Sms / Love

Daud Bhatti

I Love You....... !

I like you.... I love you.... I can--t go any where without you ... you r the best .........oh my
lovely ........... shoes......

· 1 Like · 40 Minutes Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Akram Rahi

Uk











The Englishman--s wife steps up to the first tee. As
she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

Good God, woman! Why aren--t you wearing any
knickers? her husband demanded.

Well, you don--t give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any, she replied.

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, For the sake of decency, here--s $50. Go
and buy yourself some underwear.

Next, the Irishman--s wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she
is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You--ve no knickers. Why not?

She replies, I can--t afford any on the money you give
me.

He reaches into his pocket and says, For the sake of
decency, here--s $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!

Lastly, the Scotsman--s wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it.

Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! where the fook are
yer drawers?

She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, Well,
fer the love --o Jasus, --n the sake of decency, here--s
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Friendship

Naila Ahmed

Teri Dosti ........ !

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai, har taraf ujala nazar aara hai , sochta hoon k bi jil katva doon , kambakhat bill bohat aata hai

· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Missing You

Samra Mushtaq

Hello

A simple HELLO
can b so sweet....
H=How r u?
E=Everything ok.
L=like 2 c u.
L=Love 2 hear from u.
O=Obviously i miss u!
So.....................
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

· 1 Like · 15 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Funny

Hammad Yousuf

Banaayaa

Question#1::::: ((((PAKISTAN kiss na banaya? i only says kiss na banaya plzz soch samjh kay jawab dana
ANSWER::::((( PAKISTAN mazdoroo na banaya hai ..................... hahahahhahahaha

· 1 Like · 20 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Waheed

Riddle

A SARDAR JI PULLED OUT 6 PEOPLE FRM A BURNING HOUSE... BUT STILL HE WAS JAILED
.
.
.
WHY
.
.
.
.
COZ ALL THE 6 WERE FIRE BRIGADE STAFF

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Friendship

Fahad Bukhari

Frienship

feeling bored?
THINK OF ME
feeling sad?
CALL ME
feeling lonely?
SEE ME
feeling hot?
OH NO NO
DRINK COCA COLA and ENJOY THE art OF friendship

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Mohammad Yaseen

Dushmani

1 larki dosri se poochti hay k tum nay itnay lambay admi se shadi kyoon ki pehli larki usay batati hay k mein chahti hoon k jab woh mujh se bat karay to sar ko jhuka k bat karay aur jab mein us se bat karoon to sar ko utha k bat karooo hahahaha

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Love

Moona Malik

Love

love is like WAR easy to START difficult 2 END impossible 2 4rget

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Simran Chaudhry

Staff Ka Banda Hai!

aik sardar ji train main safar kar rahey they k unn ko wash room ki zaroorat paish aa gayee. jub sardar ji ney wash room ka darwaza khola to samney sheesha lag dekh kar samjhey k shayed koi aur sardar ji ander hain. ye sardarji sorry bol kar wapas aa gaye, aur doosrey wash room mein chaley gaye. wahan bhee aisa hee huaa. sardrji ne TT ko shikayat ki k mujhey wash room jana hai,aur jaldi hai, koi wash room khaali kerwa dein. ittefaq se TT bhee sardar ji theyy. unhon ne jub wash room ka darwaza khol kar daikha to samney sheesha daikh kar wapas aa gaye, aur boley, yaar sardar ji , ander to STAFF ka banda hai!! hahahahahaa

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
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