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Sms / Marital Woes

Samreen Qaisar

Gunahoun Ki Saza

Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie.





· 1 Like · 3 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Amin Lakhan

Tu Peya Reh

Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:
Main Zinda Hoon.
Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!




· 1 Like · 9 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Hafiz Mehran

Aik Sardar

Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,

Guess why?

Bcoz

Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.





· 1 Like · 18 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Simran Chaudhry

Begum

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.





· 2 Like · 23 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Funny

Samreen Anjum

Sugar

aik sardar roz apne kitchen jata cheeni ka dabaa kholta or band kar deta.....

why???

Guess...
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Q,k..

Doctor ne kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna... hahahahhaha

· 3 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Ashraf Shahid

Husband Speaking..

Sardar on phone

Doctor my wife is pergnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking....

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Missing You

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Nadra

karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,

pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?

banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,

poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Muhammad Aftab

Shaadi K Bad

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Farah Gulzar

Sayana Sardar

1 sardar ne apne gahar 3 sweeming pool banwaye.dost ko dikhane k lie gahar bulaya.dost ne poocha sardar g 3 talaab kiun banaye hen?sardar bola 1 tallab main thanda pani he jis ka dil thande pane se nahane ko kare wo is main nahaye doosre talaab main garam pani he jo garm se nahana chahe is main nahaye.dost bola sardar g ye teesra talaab kiun khali he?sardar bola oh g kise da nahan nun nai v g kar da.//.balle balle.,,..,[shoaib iqbal] cell#

· 2 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Neelum Chaudhry

Sardar

aik sardar nay apnay dost ko ghar per khanay ki dawat di .jab dost us k ghar per puhncha tu sardar k gahr per tala laga huwa tha aur likha tha dekha tum ko bawkoof bana dia, sardar nay neechay likh dia, hum aayee hi nahi thay .hahahahaha

· 3 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: funny
 

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