Sms / Funny

Qaisar Mahmood

Jab Me Naram Hoti Hoon To Me Bohat Naram Hoti Hoon

teacher 2 Student: Jab me naram hoti hoon to Me bohat naram hoti hoon, or jb me sakht hoti hn to me bohat sakht hoti...

student says: Madam ap to bilkul mere Potty ki tarha ho... hahahhahahaah

· 1 Like · 1 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Mohammad Ali Shah

Bp

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Friendship

Saeed Sarwar

Friendship

Friendship is sweet when it?s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Nimrah Butt

True Friends

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Yousuf Ahmed

When Time Comes For You To Give Ur Heart To Someone

When time comes for you to give your heart to someone, make sure you select someone who will never break ur heart, because broken hearts has never spare parts.

· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Ali Awan Malik

Bejli Gher

Teacher to Student:
Beta betao k bejli kahna say ati he.
Student:
humary mamo k gher say.
Teacher:
Wo kasay
Student:
Jb b Bejli jati he to papa kahtay he k saaleo fer bejli ly gay oooo

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Hafiz Mehran

Don,t Read It

Maine apki laini chahi.
Magar apne na di..





Raye


Maine ap ko apna daina chaha.
Magar ap ne na liya.







Pyar


Akhir apne mera dheak hi liya na









Ghusa





Pehly kehte the muje tumhara hi pasand hai













Andaz





Lekin ab kehte ho main kisi or ka lon ga












Sahara







Mera khayal hai k ab mera bohout lamba ho gaya hai











JOKE








Ab muje ap ki chahiye

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Sardar

Fahad Bukhari

I Am Going

1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
Shear with me great

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Amin Lakhan

Tool Tex

Aik ghada ghari wala saaman le kar ja raha tha..........
Wo saman k ooper bheta tha...
Waha tahinat police ne chalan kar diya...
Ghareeb minnatee karta raha lekin koi farq na para...
Raste main wo koi tarqeeb sochta howa aaya kiyn k use phir wapas b aana tha.....
Aur agar use dobara chalan hogaya tu...

Sham ko jab wo wapis aaya to us ki haalat kuch youn thi k....

Ghada sawari k ooper bhetha tha.......
wo ghade ki jaga sawari khench raha tha
Police jab chalan katne k liye pass aayi yu admi bola..:Janab main tu sawari khench raha hon..ooper bhethe maalik se raju karain...
Shear with me great sms@0313_5412261
@0343_5859069
@0331_5302817
Malik M Shahbaz *-$M$-KING*

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Sardar

Eshwa Khan

Pagal Sardar

Sardar ki ghari kharab hogai.......
Usne thori dhear socha phirghari ko khool diya.....
Ghari ko jab khola tu us main macchar mara para tha...
Sardar phoot phoot kar rone laga..
Pass se ghuzarte admi ne rone ki waja pochi..
Then sardar answerd:Meri ghri ka driver marr hgaya hai..
He He He

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
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Posted by Abdul Rasheed
Posted on : Apr 24, 2014

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