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Sms / Sardar

Maria Waheed

Go To Jail

Teacher.I killed a personconvert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.





· 1 Like · 2 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Fahad Bukhari

We R Not Stupid

American said:we r the 1st on the moon.
Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun.
American:u cant go on the sun u will burn.
Sardar: we r not stupid we went at night!!!!




· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Safia Saeed

Talak

? 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!




· 1 Like · 12 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Aman Ullah

Absence

absence is the best presence.because if somebody is absent than u miss them & if u miss them that means they are present in ur heart.





· 1 Like · 18 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Meena Kumari

While Sleeping

A Sardar`s Wife was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her Friend asked - what you are doing. She said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.





· 2 Like · 23 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Missing You

Mohammad Ali Khan

Missed Call

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de




· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Asma Altaf

Har Cheez Meezan May Achi Lagti Hai

Sardar apni girl friend se milne oil may naha kar gaya
girl friend: aap oil may naha kar kyun ay?
SArdar:may nay suna hai k
HAR CHEEZ MEEZAN MAY ACHI LAGTI HAI

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Qaddoos

Sardar Ki Oulad

sardar k bache ne apni man se poocha ,,,man g main kis tarah paida hoya?
man,,,1 dabbay vich thori jayi mitti payi pani paya sarson de beej paye taan bas tu paida ho gaya.
bache ne 1 dabba lia sari cheezen dal kar rakh dia,agle din dabbe mein mandak paida ho gaya,
bacha mandak dekh bola g to karta he tujhe jan se mar dalun magar kia karun tu meri oulad he,,,[shoaib iqbal]#

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Haseeb Naqbi

Sardar In Telenor

sardar ko telenor k call center main job mil gayi.1 costmer ne call ki or kaha. sir g meri telenor ki sim block ho gayi he,sardar bola,te fer ki ay kanjra tun WARID di sim le la
[shoaib iqbal]

· 3 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Abdulla Bhatti

Pocket Money

Wife I think our daughter is in love with someone
H--band how do u know?
Wife B--coz she is not asking for pocket money.......





· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
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Posted by Sobia Malik
Posted on : Apr 17, 2014

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