Sms / Sardar

Fahad Bukhari

No Match

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!

· 1 Like · 41 Minutes Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Memoona Aqeel

Mareez Docter

Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga




· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Anmol Rubab

Hotel Manager

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai




· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Samreen Qaisar

Asfand Yar Khan

Hi asfand yar khan.ho w r u? Sardar ke mangni ik larki sa hui. Larki:shadi k baad tum muja ik ring dogay? Sardar:yes why not?pir ye batao ring ptcl pir de ya mobile pir?

· 1 Like · 14 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Sardar

Kashif Mali

Sardar

aik sardar lahre sy jalander janay wali train main bath gaya tu usay piyas lagi wo train sy uter ker pani peenay k liya chala gaya jaisay hi us nay nalka khola train ki ceeti baji sardar nalka khula chor k train main bath gaya aur saray rastay chup raha jalender pohncha tu us k ghar waloon nay poocha lahore ka kia haal hai wo chup raha ghar waloon nay fir poocha lahore ka kia haal hai sardar ji bolay ya rurr gaya hona ya roran wala hona(ya bah gaya ho ga ya behnay wala ho ga)

· 1 Like · 19 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Nadeem Moti

A Love Story

A boy & girl love each other-- unfortuantly girl die girl said 2 boy: Ek vada ta tere har vade k pechey tum muje melogay har gali har darwaze k pechey par tuu hi bewafa nikla ek tuu hi na ta mere janaze k pechey boy said 2 girl: mera vada ta tere har vade k pechey main tuje melonga har gali har darwaze k pechey par tuu hi bewafa nikly tuu ne nahi dekha ek janaza ta tere janaze k pechey!

· 1 Like · 24 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Abdul Qadeer

Sardar

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya. Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Love

Kainaat Siddique

A Saddest Man

The world--s saddest man saying is said by the world--s funniest man.i love 2 walk n rain because no body can c my tears. {love pakistan and be pakistani}

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Sardar

Javed Akhtar

Apply Next Year

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.





· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Aleezay Abbasi

Sardar

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.





· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
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Posted on : Apr 05, 2014

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