Sms / Missing You

Qaisar Mahmood

Calls

Wives r Incoming Calls

Lovers r Outgoing Calls

Aunties r Tollfree Calls

Callgirls r Roaming Calls

Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls

· 1 Like · 49 Minutes Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Urooj Zahed

Meri Biwi Aur Premika

Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha

· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Zafar Ali Khan

Doctor To Sardar

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Aman Ullah

Doctor To Sardar

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

· 1 Like · 15 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Waheed

Sms Milya Hi Na Hovay

Sardar: Baapu mai bivi nu sms kita ke main raat nu aawan ga, main raat nu aya te kissi hor de naal sutti si Baapu: oye puttar ho sakda onu sms miliya he na hovay

· 1 Like · 20 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Ghaffar

B Com Ker Raha Houn

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek larki per gira Larki boli: badtameez kya kar rahay ho.... Sardar bola: Punjab University se Bcom kar raha hoon

· 1 Like · 24 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Daud Bhatti

Shadi Kerna Hai

aik admi shadi karna chahta hay to apne friend say poochta hay k batao main kia karoon.us ka friend kahta hay h newspaper main add day do k mujhay biwi chahiye. us ka dost aisay hi karta hay. kuch din baad woh apnay friend k paas aata hay or kahta hay k main bohat parayshan hoon samjha nahi ati k kia karoon.us ka dost pochta hay k kion kiya hooua. woh kahta hay k main nay news paper main add dia k mujhay biwi chahiye to mujhay itnay saray khawindo(Husbands) nay khat likhay hain k mayri biwi lay lo mayri biwi lay lo.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Friendship

Saeed Sarwar

Joke

teri dosti ka sila har hal main dengay........%


firishtay bi mangay ye dil tu tal dengay.......%



agar dil nay kaha tum bewafa ho.........%



tu is dil ko bhi seene say nikal dengay........%



babli_sheikh_gi@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Sardar

Naila Ahmed

Light As Food

A Sardar was standing below a light with opened his mouth. His son asked him Papa what r u doing? Sardar replied, Dr. ne mujhey kaha tha k aaj light hi khana....

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Abdullah Shahid

Ghar Pahounch Jaaiye.

Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti? Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: santa-banta
 

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