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Hafiz Mehran

Don,t Read It

Maine apki laini chahi.
Magar apne na di..





Raye


Maine ap ko apna daina chaha.
Magar ap ne na liya.







Pyar


Akhir apne mera dheak hi liya na









Ghusa





Pehly kehte the muje tumhara hi pasand hai













Andaz





Lekin ab kehte ho main kisi or ka lon ga












Sahara







Mera khayal hai k ab mera bohout lamba ho gaya hai











JOKE








Ab muje ap ki chahiye

· 1 Like · 1 Hours Ago
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Sms / Sardar

Fahad Bukhari

I Am Going

1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
Shear with me great

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
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Amin Lakhan

Tool Tex

Aik ghada ghari wala saaman le kar ja raha tha..........
Wo saman k ooper bheta tha...
Waha tahinat police ne chalan kar diya...
Ghareeb minnatee karta raha lekin koi farq na para...
Raste main wo koi tarqeeb sochta howa aaya kiyn k use phir wapas b aana tha.....
Aur agar use dobara chalan hogaya tu...

Sham ko jab wo wapis aaya to us ki haalat kuch youn thi k....

Ghada sawari k ooper bhetha tha.......
wo ghade ki jaga sawari khench raha tha
Police jab chalan katne k liye pass aayi yu admi bola..:Janab main tu sawari khench raha hon..ooper bhethe maalik se raju karain...
Shear with me great sms@0313_5412261
@0343_5859069
@0331_5302817
Malik M Shahbaz *-$M$-KING*

· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
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Sms / Sardar

Eshwa Khan

Pagal Sardar

Sardar ki ghari kharab hogai.......
Usne thori dhear socha phirghari ko khool diya.....
Ghari ko jab khola tu us main macchar mara para tha...
Sardar phoot phoot kar rone laga..
Pass se ghuzarte admi ne rone ki waja pochi..
Then sardar answerd:Meri ghri ka driver marr hgaya hai..
He He He

· 1 Like · 15 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Qaddoos

Chota Sardar

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

· 1 Like · 20 Hours Ago
Category: sardar
 
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Fayyaz Karimi

64 Dant

1 pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha tha ,,
kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.,pas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen...
pathan ,..,.,., mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhaer bhi torun ga

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Javed Ashraf

Barek Dance

ek aadmi cycle ki brek hath mein pakar kar nach rahe thay.,..,
kisi ne poocha g brek pakar kar kiun ucchal kood kar rahe ho?
oye bewaquf dikhta nahin brek dance kar raha hun..

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
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Samreen Anjum

Nai Ijaad

pathan angrez se.,,. hum ne 1 esi cheez ijaad ki he jis se koi bhi shakhs deewar k doosri taraf dekh sakta he...
angrez heran ho kar...esi kon c cheez bana di apne????
pathan,............. SURAAKH.///////////SHOAIB IQBAL
03217500977

· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: uncategorized
 
Sms / Sardar

Maleeha Bukhari

Funny

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan

· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Wajeeha Ali

Ellfy

dulha suhag rat ko kafi der k bad kamre se bahir nikla to doston ne poocha,..........
oye sale itni der kiun lagayi?
dulha,,, haram zado pehle ye batao tail [oil] ki jaga ELLFY ki botal kis ne rakhi thi,

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
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