Sms / Friendship

Javed Ashraf

Memon Ki Dua

MEMON KI DUA:
Anso tere hoon, Aankh meri ho,
Dil tera ho, Dhadkan meri ho,
KHUDA kare hamari dosti itni ghari ho k,
Bussiness tu kari aur Amdani meri ho.

· 1 Like · 4 Hours Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Funny

Amna Obaid

Prove That Girls Are Evil

Mathematicaly if we suppose
that GIRLS = TIME X MONEY
IF SUPPOSE THT TIME = MONEY
THEN IT MAKES
GIRLS = MONEY X MONEY
GIRLS= MONEY (2) SQUARE
AS MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL EVIL , THEN PUTTING THE VALUE OF EVIL IN MONEY THEN WE HAVE THAT KIND OF EQUATION
GIRLS = EVIL (2) SQUARE
TO REMOVE THE SQUARE WE TAKE THE JAZAR
FINAL EQUATION WILL BE THAT
BECAUSE THE GAZAR WILL CANCEL THE SQUARE
AND THE GIRLS = EVIL
HENCE PROVE THAT GIRLS ARE EVEL
HAHA HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHA

· 1 Like · 8 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Moiz Malik

Two Lovers

Two lovers plan to suicide , boy jumped first from the hill, say LOVE IS LIFE, girl behind him came back from the hill, saying LOVE IS BLIND, boy in the air opened his parachute saying LOVE NEVER DIES

· -3 Like · 13 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Mehwish Jatt

Zameen

DO DOST APAS MJAIN BAAT KAR RAHEE TEE HAIN ? EK DOST KAHTA HEE MAREE ABBA KEE PAAS ITNEE BAREE ZAMEEN HEE KII TUM 10 DAYS CYCLE CHALOOW PHIR BHEE KHATAM NAHEE HO GEE? .......... 2ND DOST MAREE BAAP KE PAAS ITNA BARA DANDA HEE KE WOO CLOUDS KO CHOTA HEE.....1ST DOET ITNA LAMBA DANDA TUM HAREE ABBU KHAAN RAKHTEE HAIN?............2ND DOST TUM HAREE ABBA KEE ZAMEEEN PEEEEEEE..........?HAHAHAHAHA................. ???

· 1 Like · 18 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sarmad Ali

New Shadi...

ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....

· 1 Like · 22 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Gulzar Ahmed

Missed Call

raja and rani tired from mobile. they decided to use pigeons . one day pigeon reaches rani without msg. angry rani calls raja .raja says idot, it was a missed call.(if u like this joke tell me on my e mail .eye_wash 4 u @hotmail.com

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Yousuf Ahmed

Pregnant

sardar tellls to his wife,tell me sardarni a beautiful joke in which i am not including.
sardarni says , well sardar je i m pregnant

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Najam Ali Khan

Do Behre

do behre train mein safer ker rahe hote hain,1 behra dosre behre se poochta hai k kia aapp lahore jaa rehe hain 2 kehta hai nahin mein lahore jaa raha hoon 1 behra kehta hai acha mein samjha aapp lahore jaaa rahe hain................hahahahahaha

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Friendship

Zeeshan Kaliya

Friend Ship

hi dear aik bat sab kalia aghar doste karoo to kisa dosraka khna par na karoo q ka us dosti ka koi fyda nahee jo bheek ma mila ok

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Missing You

Luqman Mali

To All My Sweet Friends...

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FEEL GOOD WHEN SOMEBODY MISS U.........FEEL BETTER WHEN SOMEBODY LOVES U......BUT FEEL BEST WHEN SOMEBODY NEVER FORGETS U........
hope u liked da testi....*peace*

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 

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