Shahbaz Ishaq

Pathan:Ye kis cheez ka khait hai?
Kisaan:yeh kapaas ka khait hai jis
se kapre banaye jaate hain
Pathan: Is main Shalwaar wala
poda konsa he........??? :-)

Girl - which computer do u have?
Boy - I have a computer with intel core
i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7,
64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)

Boy - Which computer do YOU have???
Girl - A PINK ONE !!!! ;)

.Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hai
aur Pinki
Pappu k
bhai ko, lekin Pappu k bhai ko
Pinki ki behan
achhi
lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan Pappu
ko pasand

karti
hai. Halaki Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko
chahta hai.
Ab jab
k Pinki ko Pappu acha nahi lagta
aur Pappu ka
bhai
Pinki k liye razi nahi hai aur Pappu
Pinki ki
behan se pyar nahi karta jab k
Pinki ki behan
ko Pappu ka
bhai acha nahi lagta, to chhodo,
ye unka
personal
problem hai.....!
Aap tension mat lo !!
gud morning bolo

News gossip in 2050
1. SALMAN KHAN in dhoom22 with Katrina's grand daughter.
2. Shahid & Saif attented kareena's 8th wedding.
3.Petrol 984/litre.
4. CID completed 1 lakh episodes

Customer:Teri dukan to mithai ki
hai tera dil khaney ko nai krta ?
Pathan: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus
gulay Ginn k Jata hai is liye choos k rkh deta hon

Girl : Mujhy tmhary daant bht ache lgty hain
Boy : Oh sach, kyun?
Grl : Bcoz red mera fav color hai
(_")
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Lo Bhai High Level Ki Be-izzati or KhaO Gutka.

Son:
Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyo bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,light gai hoi the
Ussne Lipstick mangi thi,
Maine ELFi dedi....;-)
shaid naraz ho ge hai:-

Dost: oye tu larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai??
Pathan: Rang se kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai
Dost: English main bata..
Pathan: BLACK-BERRY hai :-D

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
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ThaPpar..:-P;-):-