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Shagufta Yasmeen

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Dec 03, 2012
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Shagufta Yasmeen

Dil Ki Sakhti

dil ki sakhti gunahon ki kasrat ki waja se hai

#quote

· 2 Like · Oct 09, 2017 at 21:10
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shagufta Yasmeen

Just Imagine

Bus Incident

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, ""That`s the ugliest baby I-ve ever seen!""
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

""The bus driver insulted me,"" she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, ""Why, he shouldn-t say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that.""

""You-re right,"" she said. ""I think I-ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!""

""That-s a good idea,"" the man said. ""Here, let me hold your monkey.""

· 1 Like · Oct 05, 2017 at 08:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Shagufta Yasmeen

Waqt Gherey Samander Mein Gira Hua Moti Hai.

Waqt gheray samander mein gira hua moti hai
jis ka dobara milna na mumkin hai.

· 6 Like · Sep 09, 2017 at 11:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shagufta Yasmeen

Sales Man

A man is walking on the road carrying two babies in his arms when an old lady stops him and says
-HEY, ARE THESE CUTE BABIES YOURS?-
the man replies.......
-NO, ACTUALLY I AM A SALES MAN IN A CONDOM FACTORY AND THESE ARE TWO COMPLAINTS I AM TALKING BACK-

· 1 Like · Aug 31, 2017 at 00:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Shagufta Yasmeen

Gunah Chorne Mai Dair

· 6 Like · Aug 25, 2017 at 11:08
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shagufta Yasmeen

Heller

ik admi song bool raha thaa dosra man chal raha thaa gub wo giya to pehlay walla man sida ho k bol raha tha gub wo man wapas ayaa to wo ultaa ho k song bool raha tha uss nay pocha k yaar main gub gya too tum siday ho k song bool rahy thay ab tum ultay ho kia baat woo bolla yaar main nay ab castte kee side chang kee hey ah ah ah ah

· 2 Like · Aug 17, 2017 at 12:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shagufta Yasmeen

Qeht

· 0 Like · Apr 30, 2017 at 01:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Shagufta Yasmeen

I Love U

Larka: I Love You.
Larki: Mai bhi tumse i love u kahon to kia karo ge?
Larka: Khushi se mar jaun ga.
Larki: Ja paglay nahi kehti jee lay apni zindagi.

#funny #ilu

· 3 Like · Nov 25, 2016 at 19:11
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Shagufta Yasmeen

Ghareebi Par Mazmoon

ustad ne bachon se kaha ke wo kal ghareebi par mazmoon likh kar layen aglay din aik bachay ka mazmoon kuch is tarah tha

" aik dafa ka zikar hai ke kisi jagah aik bohat hi ghareeb khandan rehta tha, baap koi kaam nah karta tha, maa ko bhi mulazmat nahee milti thee hatta ke un ke tamam naukar aur driver bhi bohat ghareeb thay....

· 2 Like · Nov 18, 2016 at 08:11
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Shagufta Yasmeen

Tum Paga Huay Kaisay

doctor paga se:
tum pagal huay kaisay
pagal: mein ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki aur baap mera damad ban gaya youn meri wo beti meri maan ban gai aur uss kay ghar beti hui wo meri behan bangai mein uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye wo meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur mein apnay baitay ka bhanja...

dotor: uth kuttay kay bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal kardega

· 5 Like · Nov 01, 2016 at 06:11
Category: doctor-aur-mareez
 

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