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Sana Dimple

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 63
Member Since : Jan 05, 2007
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Sana Dimple

Allah Ka Hissa

· 1 Like · Jun 30, 2017 at 05:06
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Sana Dimple

Yakeen Aur Dua

· 4 Like · Jun 13, 2017 at 19:06
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Sana Dimple

Sabzi Wala:

customer:haan khan saahib yeh piyaaz kiya hisaab se rahe ho?
Sabziwala:poora 20 roopiya kilo mera bhai.
customer:20 roopiya!!!nahin nahin yeh to bohat bol rahe ho 15 lagao to loonga.
Sabziwala:oh nahin mera bhai sone jaisa daana hai kaisay de de.
Customer:acha chalo 18 laga do aur saare de do.
Sabziwala:are nahin bhai saahib hum ko to bechna hi nahin hai na.
Customer:are ek to saare le raha hoon aur oopar se 18 roopay fee kilo bhi de raha hoon phir bhi nahin de rahe.
Sabziwala:saare to bechna hi nahin hai na mera bhai.
Customer:magar saare kiyoon nahin bechnay tum ko?
Sabziwala:oay khocha saara tum ko bech dega to phir poora din hum kiya bechega?

· 1 Like · Jun 13, 2017 at 10:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Sana Dimple

From:mahesh Jan

JAVEED(MAAN SY):-""AMY MATKY MAIN CHOOHA GIR PARAH HAI.""
AMY:-""TOH PHIR TUM NY KIYA KIYA ?""
JAVEED:- ""MAAN MAIN NY MANO BILEE KO BHI MATKY MAIN DAAL DIYA TAKY WOH CHOOHY KO PAKARH SAKY"".
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!HE HA HA !!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA RAY ZAROOR D EJEYE GA.......?

· 1 Like · Jun 06, 2017 at 10:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Sana Dimple

Sacha Rishta

· 1 Like · May 07, 2017 at 10:05
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Social Wall / Text

Sana Dimple

A Quiet Man Is A Thinking Man

A Quiet Man is a Thinking Man.

A Quiet Woman is Usually Mad.

· 0 Like · Apr 27, 2017 at 18:04
Category: text
 
Jokes / Kaka Shararti

Sana Dimple

Beta Kaise Ho??

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??

Boy: Uncle theek hu, .

Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??

Boy: Bilkul Aapki zindagi ki tarah, . .

Buzurg: Matlab??

Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose .

Thoko like

· 32 Like · Feb 26, 2017 at 14:02
Category: kaka-shararti
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Sana Dimple

Baba Dua Bhi Karega Aur Message Bhi

faqeer ne darwazay par sada lagai
Allah ke name par kuch dedo baba ko
ghar se larki ki awaz ayi kuch nahee hai baba maaf karo
faqeer bola: chalo phir apna number hi de do Baba Dua Bhi Karega aur Message Bhi

#jokes #lateefay

· 1 Like · Feb 22, 2017 at 12:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Sana Dimple

Dad Apko Pata Chaly Ke Mai 1st Division Se Pass Howa Hon.

Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division se pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia.

· 2 Like · Jan 24, 2017 at 07:01
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Sana Dimple

Kya Aap Haklatay Hain

Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

#jokes

· 0 Like · Dec 01, 2016 at 16:12
Category: doctor-aur-mareez
 

Sana Dimple

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