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Mahrukh Nida

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 61
Member Since : Aug 24, 2012
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Mahrukh Nida

Main Ney Billi K Saath Ghalat Harkat Kar Di..

AIK MARTABA AIK AADMI AIK MOOLWI K PASS JATA HAI AUR AUS K HAATH MAIN AIK BILLI HOTI HAI :MOOLWI SAHAB MAIN NEY BILLI K SAATH GHALAT HARKAT KAR DI HAI AB MAIN KYA KAROON : MOLWI KEHTA HAI JAO ANDAR KAMREYY MAIN JA KAR 200 MARTABA ASTAGHFARR PARHO WOH JATA HAI AUR ANDAR JA KAR YEH BHOOL JATA HAI K KITNI BARR PARNI HAI TU WAPAS JATA HAI TU MOOLWI KA SAANS PHOOL RAHA HOTA HAU KEHTA HAI MOOLWI SAHAB KITNI BAR ASTAGHFARR PARNI HAI MOOLWI KEHTA AUS KO CHOOR YEH BATA TU NEY BILLI KAISEY PAKRI THI!

· 1 Like · Nov 11, 2017 at 06:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Apne Chor Dain

Jis ko apne chor dete hian wo gheron k haath lag jata hai.

· 6 Like · Nov 05, 2017 at 17:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Nakaami

Nakaami aksar Mehnat ki kami ki waja se hoti hai sarmaye ki kami ki waja se nahi.

· 2 Like · Nov 03, 2017 at 17:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Khoobsurat Log

· 4 Like · Oct 17, 2017 at 18:10
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Ghair Admi

ek bete ko apne baap ki jawani ki tasveer milti hai wo apni maa se jakar poochta hai k ami ami yeh tasweer kiski hai maa kehti hai k beta yeh tumhare baap ki tasveer hai to beta bolta hai k phir yeh bhuda khoosat kon hai jo apne app ko mera baap kehta hai

· 2 Like · Oct 13, 2017 at 04:10
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Mahrukh Nida

Don''t Judge Others Choieces Without Knowing Their Reasons

· -1 Like · Oct 11, 2017 at 22:10
Category: english-quotes
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Hammer

a kid come to her mother while his eyes are in tears.mother ask her kid why r u in tears.he tells his ,other that father has struck hammer on his hand.the mother said to him u r a brave man u should laugh at him.the kid reply mom i have done this so that's why i weeping.

· 1 Like · Aug 21, 2017 at 05:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Husband And Wife

once a wife was sleeping ,her husband came and awaked her.the wife said ""wat happened ,why u r disturbing me"",husband replied ""nothing darling,i just forgot to give u the sleeping pills"".

· 1 Like · Jun 21, 2017 at 15:06
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Genie

once a man was digging his garden. he saw a lamp as he washed the lamp a genie came out of the lamp and said? I am ur slave master and i will fulfill ur 3 wishes but whatever u ask,ur neighbor will get its double"".
the man, who hates his neighbor agrees. So he wishes for a 50 storey building. as he gets 50 storeys building his neighbor gets a 100 storey building.then he wishes for 50 most beautiful girls. As he gets 50 girls his neighbor gets 100.jelous of his neighbor he finally asks the genie to remove his one testicle.

· 2 Like · Jun 20, 2017 at 17:06
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Mahrukh Nida

Ek Bewda Daru Shop Ke Malik Ko Phone Karke Puchh Raha Hai.

Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ­ ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ ­ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..

· 0 Like · Dec 12, 2016 at 19:12
Category: miscellaneous
 

Mahrukh Nida

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Country : Pakistan

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Member Since : Aug 24, 2012
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