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Mahrukh Nida

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 61
Member Since : Aug 24, 2012
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Mahrukh Nida

Husband And Wife

once a wife was sleeping ,her husband came and awaked her.the wife said ""wat happened ,why u r disturbing me"",husband replied ""nothing darling,i just forgot to give u the sleeping pills"".

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Mahrukh Nida

Genie

once a man was digging his garden. he saw a lamp as he washed the lamp a genie came out of the lamp and said? I am ur slave master and i will fulfill ur 3 wishes but whatever u ask,ur neighbor will get its double"".
the man, who hates his neighbor agrees. So he wishes for a 50 storey building. as he gets 50 storeys building his neighbor gets a 100 storey building.then he wishes for 50 most beautiful girls. As he gets 50 girls his neighbor gets 100.jelous of his neighbor he finally asks the genie to remove his one testicle.

· 2 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Mahrukh Nida

Apne Chor Dain

Jis ko apne chor dete hian wo gheron k haath lag jata hai.

· 6 Like · May 13, 2017 at 01:05
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Nakaami

Nakaami aksar Mehnat ki kami ki waja se hoti hai sarmaye ki kami ki waja se nahi.

· 2 Like · May 10, 2017 at 12:05
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Khoobsurat Log

· 4 Like · Apr 14, 2017 at 14:04
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Don''t Judge Others Choieces Without Knowing Their Reasons

· -1 Like · Apr 04, 2017 at 08:04
Category: english-quotes
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Ek Bewda Daru Shop Ke Malik Ko Phone Karke Puchh Raha Hai.

Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ­ ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ ­ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..

· 0 Like · Dec 12, 2016 at 19:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Haqeeqat Hai

· 1 Like · Dec 07, 2016 at 19:12
Category: photos
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Haqeeqat Hai

· 1 Like · Dec 07, 2016 at 07:12
Category: photos
 
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Mahrukh Nida

Chocolates!

· 0 Like · Oct 27, 2016 at 22:10
Category: photos
 

Mahrukh Nida

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Member Since : Aug 24, 2012
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