Farah Gulzar

Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne tou mujhe pakra hota

Tu hina lagey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati

Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati

Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila jhijhak mujhe aashnae raz karti

Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chhera karata
Seeng maarta foran usse takar karata

Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Phir eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main

Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota






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Ek dehati sarak per peeshab kar raha hota hay to itne mai ek angrace wahan say guzarta hay or us admi say pouchta hay k aap yahan peshab kar rahay ho to yahan police nahi pakarti to admi bolta hay nahi sahab yahan khud paker k karna parta hay hahahaha hay na funny;)

Q. where does wood come from?

A. A guy named woody.

Q. Why did the barber win the race?

A. Because he took a short cut.

Q. What--s taken before you get it?

A. Your picture.

Q. Why did the child study in the airplane?

A. He wanted a higher education!

Q. What did one virus say to another?

A. Stay away, I think I--ve got penicillin!

Q. How do you tease fruit?

A. Banananananananana!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?

A. When you--re eating a watermelon!

Q. What kind of ship never sinks?

A. Friendship!