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Amina Noor

From : India
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Member Since : Jan 02, 2008
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Amina Noor

Ha Ha Ha

eik aadmi eik bachee se poochta hai ke:-
beeta post office kedar hai
bacha kehta hai mere gar ke saamnay
admi poochta hai tomhara gar kedar hai
bacha kehta hai post office kay saamney
admi poochta hai post office kedar hai
bacha kehta hai mere gar ke saamnay
(admi tang aa kar) yeh dono keder hain
bacha kahta hai ""amney saamney""(aik dosre key samney)

· 1 Like · 4 Days Ago
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Amina Noor

{``*~_family_planing_~*``}

once aik admi k ghur 12 sons n 12 doughters hoti hain ..n one day os k friends os se ask kartey hain yara terey ghur family planing waley nahi aye they kia?to woh kehta hai k han aye they but ghur ko promari school sumajh k chuley gaye****_hehehe_*** ~ Take~Care~ Bye*shye

· 1 Like · Sep 09, 2017 at 22:09
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Amina Noor

Bata Abba Say

abba abba app kay sir main sufad ball ku nikal jatay hai itni juldi abba bolta hai kay jo bacccha apna abba ko stata hai aus kay sir main bhut juldi sufad ball nikla attay hai achha abba ass liya main kaho dada kay itnay sufad baal ku haiiiiii

· 2 Like · Aug 15, 2017 at 14:08
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Amina Noor

Chalak Bewi

EIK DAFFA EIK BEWI NEY APNEY SHOHAR SEY KHA KEY FALAN PLATE KITCHEN SEY LEY AAYO. SHOHAR NEY BOHAT DHOONDI MAGER USSEY NAIN MILLI. AAKHIR US NEY BEWI SEY KEH DIYYA KEY MUJHEY PLATE NAIN MILLI. BEWI NEY KHA"" MUJHEY PATA THAT KEY TUMHEIN KABHI KOI CHEEZ NAIN MILTI IS LIYYE MEIN PLATE PEHLEY HI UTHA LAYYI THI.""

· 2 Like · Jul 26, 2017 at 01:07
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Amina Noor

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai.

Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hai:

Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?

Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
...
Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag Rahi Hoon ? ? ?

Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker Raha Tha

Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi Hoon Na ... ?

Husband: Haan ...

Wife: Koii Nahi ...

· 1 Like · Jan 08, 2017 at 13:01
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
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Amina Noor

Uff Marte- Marte bacha hu.

Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff
Marte- Marte bacha hu..
.
Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..
.
Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??
.
Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??
.
Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..
.
Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal
nahi..
&
Friend:"
.?
.?
Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-
Milte reh gaye...

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai..

Thoko LIKE for Kaminey friends..

· 2 Like · Dec 15, 2016 at 17:12
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Amina Noor

4 Guys 1 From Harvard 1 From Oxford, 1 Texas And Sardar From Punjab University

...

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &

Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...

1 Common Question...

What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye

Sardar: Loose Motions

Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,

It Was All Over.!!!

· 1 Like · Nov 12, 2016 at 20:11
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Amina Noor

Buhut Hay

Once A paki and one Amarican and one chinies and a russian and one Afgani was in a ship leaving for afirca on the way that all wish to impress each each other . At once the amarican Throw an misile in sea dnsad OHH we have A lot (buhut hay Buhut hay)chinies threw his watch and said we have a lot no problem (buhut hay ) the russian threw and GUN ak 56 and said oohhh we have a lot (buhut hay) the afgani threw a water melon and sat Buhut hay buhut hay ... The paki was in trouble but suddunly he push afgani and threw him to sea ans said buhut hay buhut HAY....

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2016 at 19:06
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Amina Noor

Baaz Oqaat Kisi Aur Ke Milne Se Adam,

Baaz oqaat kisi aur ke milne se adam,Apni hasti sa mulaqat bhi ho jaati hai..! GOOD MORNING!

· 0 Like · Mar 06, 2016 at 18:03
Category: photos
 
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Amina Noor

Preparedness

· 1 Like · Mar 21, 2015 at 18:03
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Amina Noor

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