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Alisha Khan

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 49
Member Since : Jan 05, 2007
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Ik Dafa Aadmi...................................

IK DAFA IK AADMI DOCTOR KE PAAS JATA HE AUR DOCTOR KO KEHTA HE KE ME BOHT BEEMAAR (SICK) HOON SAMAJH NEHI AA RHI KAI KAROON.
DOCTOR:
""AAP KO KON SI BEEMARI HE""
AADMI:
WOH SAMNEY IK DRAKHET (TREE) HE IS KE NEECHEY IK KABER (GRAVE) HE IS ME...................
(DOCTOR MAREEZ KI BAAT KO KAATTE HUE KEHTA HE)
DOCTOR:
""AAP YH KIA KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY LAG GAEY HO BEEMARI BATAO KON SI HE.""
AADMI:
""DOCTOR SAHAB MUJHEY KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY KI HI TO BEEMARI HE.

· 3 Like · Aug 31, 2018 at 13:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Sad

Alisha Khan

Tu Nay To Eraaday He Meray Tourr Diye Hain.

Tu Nay To Eraaday He Meray Tourr Diye Hain....

Guzray Ga Safar Kaisay.?Khara Soch Raha Hun.....


· 1 Like · Aug 17, 2018 at 23:08
Category: sad
 
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Social Wall / Photos

Alisha Khan

Communication Is So Important In Solving Problems

communication is so important in solving problems in your relationship

· 2 Like · Aug 02, 2018 at 11:08
Category: photos
 
Poetry / Sad

Alisha Khan

Yaqeenan Raastay Dushwaar Bhi Hain.

Yaqeenan Raastay Dushwaar Bhi Hain....
Magar Hum Chalnay Ko Tayaar Bhi Hain,,,,,

Mustaqbil Sey Nimat Lun Ga Yaqeenan.....
Meray Dushman Pass-e-Dewaar Bhi Hain,,,,

K Jiss Dil Mien Kadurat Pal Rahi Hai.....
Wohi Baahien Galay Ka Haar Bhi Hain,,,,

Meray Gham Mien Ezaafa Kar Rahay Hain....
Jo Kehnay Ko Meray Gham_Khawaar Bhi Hain,,,,,,

· 0 Like · Jun 04, 2018 at 16:06
Category: sad
 
Poetry / Love

Alisha Khan

Mehboob Apne Naam

Kisi Patwaari se Taaluq Hai Tumhara
Mehboob Apne Naam Karwana Hai

· 0 Like · Apr 28, 2018 at 04:04
Category: love
 
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Alisha Khan

Baloch Larki Ka Izhar.e.mohbat Pe Jawab

BALOCH LARKI KA IZHAR.E.MOHBAT PE JAWAB........

LARKA I LOVE U ..ARRY

WO HANSI OR SHRMA K BOLI ......
...
JAO ARRY KUTA JADU GAR KA BACHA TERA SHKAL PAY THOO........

I LOVE U TOO......

· 4 Like · Apr 15, 2018 at 14:04
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Zehmat

· 0 Like · Apr 12, 2018 at 21:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Alisha Khan

How To Kill An Ant?

Q: How to
Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15
marks....

... Student:
... Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant''s Hole.

After eating, Ant will search
for some water near a
water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near
fire.

When it reaches fire, put a
bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant
in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from
it''s mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don''t play with students
thay can do any thing for
15 marks.

hahaha Like If agree............................

· 2 Like · Apr 11, 2018 at 23:04
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Bittu Ka Kamra

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorne gaya..


Aunty ne bola: Beta raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.


Ladka bola: nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga


Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAYE le kar aai..


Ladka: Aap kaun ho?


Ladki: Me BITTU, Aap kaun?


Ladka: Me saala ullu ka patha

· 1 Like · Mar 03, 2018 at 09:03
Category: miscellaneous
 

Alisha Khan

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