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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Usaman Khan
Miss Hamre Ghar Munna Aane Wala Hai
bacha: miss hamare ghar munna aane wala hai
miss: tumhein kaise pata?
bacha: jab pichli baar ammi haspatal dakhil hui thin to munni aai thi
ab abbu dakhil hain!!!
miss: tumhein kaise pata?
bacha: jab pichli baar ammi haspatal dakhil hui thin to munni aai thi
ab abbu dakhil hain!!!
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Apr 19, 2018 at 18:04
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Poetry / Poetry Sms
Usaman Khan
Jis Ahad Me Lut Jaye Faqeeron Ki Kamai
Jis ahad me lut jaye faqeeron ki kamai
uss ahad ke sultan se koi bhool hui hai
uss ahad ke sultan se koi bhool hui hai
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Apr 10, 2018 at 15:04
Category: poetry-sms
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Usaman Khan
Ladies R Ladies
Two ladies were fighting for the seat in bus ,both were claiming that she came first....
one old man was watching this all.....
At last he said: beta larro nahi ,is ka hal main tumhey batata hun."Tum mai jo umer (age) mai bari hai woh baith jai....
Phir dono aik dosrey ko bolien....
Its okay , theek hai tum hi beth jao ...nahi nahi tum hi beth jaoo...hahah.
one old man was watching this all.....
At last he said: beta larro nahi ,is ka hal main tumhey batata hun."Tum mai jo umer (age) mai bari hai woh baith jai....
Phir dono aik dosrey ko bolien....
Its okay , theek hai tum hi beth jao ...nahi nahi tum hi beth jaoo...hahah.
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Apr 08, 2018 at 23:04
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Usaman Khan
Hamaray Bas Mein Agar Apne Faislay Hotay
Hamaray Bas Mein Agar Apne Faislay Hotay
Tou Hum Kubhi Ke Gharon Ko Palat Gaye Hotay
Qareeb Reh Ke Sulaghnay Se Kitna Behtar Tha
Kisi Muqaam Per Hum Tum Bicharr Gaye Hotay
Kubhi Toryat Ko Ham Muthion Mein Bhar Letay
Kubhi Hawaaon Se Apne Mukaalmay Hotay
Hamaray Naam Pe Koi Charaagh Tou Jalta
Kisi Zabaan Pe Hamaray Bhi Tazkaray Hotay
Ham Apna Koi Alag Raasta Bana Letay
Hamaray Dil Ne Agar Hoslay Kye Hotay.
Tou Hum Kubhi Ke Gharon Ko Palat Gaye Hotay
Qareeb Reh Ke Sulaghnay Se Kitna Behtar Tha
Kisi Muqaam Per Hum Tum Bicharr Gaye Hotay
Kubhi Toryat Ko Ham Muthion Mein Bhar Letay
Kubhi Hawaaon Se Apne Mukaalmay Hotay
Hamaray Naam Pe Koi Charaagh Tou Jalta
Kisi Zabaan Pe Hamaray Bhi Tazkaray Hotay
Ham Apna Koi Alag Raasta Bana Letay
Hamaray Dil Ne Agar Hoslay Kye Hotay.
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Apr 03, 2018 at 10:04
Category: sad
Social Wall / Photos
Usaman Khan
For Grown Up Kids.
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Dec 27, 2016 at 16:12
Category: photos
Social Wall / Photos
Usaman Khan
Sali Ne Block Kia Larki Ki Fake Id Se.
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Aug 27, 2015 at 09:08
Category: photos
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