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Usama Arshad

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 41
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Usama Arshad

Teen Lafz

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2017 at 18:04
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Usama Arshad

Sach

Sach bolna aur sun''na dono hi buhat mushkil kaam hain, Lekin sach bolne se jo sakoon dil ko milta hai wo sakoon koi aur cheez nahi de sakti.

· 4 Like · Apr 15, 2017 at 09:04
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Usama Arshad

Koi Tumhe Bewkoof Kahe.

Dear girls, . .

Koi tumhe bewkoof kahe,
stupid kahe to Ghabrana mat, . .

Himmat se kam lena, . .
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Chair pe baith jana Or Sochna Ki
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Saale ko pata kaise chala.

· 3 Like · Mar 03, 2017 at 13:03
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Usama Arshad

Jawab

Biwi ne shohar se kaha "Ghar mai larki jawan ho gai ahi aur aap ko kuch parwa hi nahi."
"To kia karun?" Shohar ne be basi se pocha.
"Begum, Talash to kar raha hun lekin kia karun, jo bhi larka milta hai. Ehmaq, kaam chor awr mamooli shakl-o-soorat ka hi milta hai."
"Lo aur suno... agar mere walid bhi yeh sochte to mai to ab tak kunwari hi bethi rehti."

#jokes #lateefay

· 3 Like · Feb 21, 2017 at 08:02
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Usama Arshad

Baap Ki Ehmiyat

· 7 Like · Jan 10, 2017 at 14:01
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Usama Arshad

4 Guys1 From Harvard.

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &

Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...

1 Common Question...

What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye

Sardar: Loose Motions

Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,

It Was All Over.!!!

· 0 Like · Jan 07, 2017 at 08:01
Category: miscellaneous
 
Social Wall / Photos

Usama Arshad

Moat Ka Farishta

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2016 at 09:10
Category: photos
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Usama Arshad

Papu & Bablu

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs), with a genius boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue between the wo and the teacher goes something like this:

Bablu: ""Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?
Teacher: Thinking.......
Pappu: ""Teacher, teacher! It is female""
Bablu: ""Kyon?""
Pappu: ""Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain.""
Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.
Bablu: ""Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche
kyon nahin hote?""
Teacher is more pareshan.
Pappu: ""Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain.""
Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt.
Bablu: ""Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor
to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?""
Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.
Pappu replies: ""Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain.""
Teacher faints !!!!!!!

· 1 Like · Mar 23, 2016 at 13:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Social Wall / Photos

Usama Arshad

Nice Car Hit Like.




· 0 Like · Mar 02, 2016 at 09:03
Category: photos
 
Social Wall / Photos

Usama Arshad

I Dont Wanna Live On Dis Planet Anymore

· 0 Like · Nov 23, 2015 at 11:11
Category: photos
 

Usama Arshad

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Country : Pakistan

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