Ali Awan Malik

bv nay shohar see kaha keh jao ja ker ander see muneey ki botle udha laoo.. shohar ander gia.. usee nahi mili.. aa ker kaha ke mujhee nahi mili... bv nay kaha keh mujhee pata thaa issi liyee mein pehlee hi utha lai thi..

ak daf ak adme rod ka kanr ja rah hot ha k ak adme us sa pocht ha ka bhi yeh rod ka gate ha us na jawab da bhi app ko nazr ne ath k ye rod ke ne jat

ek dafa ek admi ko wehem ho gia key wo insaan nahi bulkey chooha hey. sab log samjha samjha ker thak gay magar wo manta hee nahi tha. Akhir ek din jab ooskey dost ek hotel mein bethey huey thay wo waha bara Aakar ker aya or bola mujhey pata chal gia hey dosto.. key mein chooha nahi insaan hoon. sab barey khush huey or khushi ka izhar kia. itney mein kahi sey ek billi hotel mein ghus ayee wo admi ""billi.. billi"" cheekhta hua mez per charh gia. Dost barey heran huey or boley yeh kia tumhein pata to hey key tum choohey nahi ho phir ??? wo admi kamptey huey bola mujhey to pata hey magar billi ko to nahi pata na !!!!

once a journalist asked reema thatwat she usually does after getting up in the morning
reema inocently replied that after getting in the morning i like to go to my home

''Galileo used lamp to study,
Grahmbell used candle, Shakespeare
used streetlight
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Moral : Sab apne jaise hi the, Din mai
timepass aur Raat mai nautanki...!''

once there was a passenger in a plane and he had to go to the garbage bin to spit. he asked the air hostess where the garbage was and she said that if he goes straight he will see a red dot and if he opens it he will find the bin. so he did what she said and when he wasn't quite there he saw a woman wearing a bindia and he pressed it so as she opened her mouth to screamed he spat in her mouth!!