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Ali Awan Malik

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Ali Awan Malik

The Red Dot

once there was a passenger in a plane and he had to go to the garbage bin to spit. he asked the air hostess where the garbage was and she said that if he goes straight he will see a red dot and if he opens it he will find the bin. so he did what she said and when he wasn't quite there he saw a woman wearing a bindia and he pressed it so as she opened her mouth to screamed he spat in her mouth!!

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2017 at 22:11
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Ali Awan Malik

Agar Kisi Qoum Ko Bagair Jang K Shikast Deni Ho.





· 2 Like · Nov 01, 2017 at 10:11
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Ali Awan Malik

Jhoot Ka Nuqsaan

Jhoot bol kar tum ne kisi ko nuqsaan nahi pohanchaya, balkay darasal nuqsaan tumhara hi hai, ab koi tum par aitabar nahi karega.

· 4 Like · Oct 17, 2017 at 14:10
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Shoharat Aur Kirdaar

shohrat woh hai jo mard aur aurat hamare bare mein sochte hain
aur kirdaar woh hai jo khuda aur farishtay hamare bare mein jante hain

· 1 Like · Oct 14, 2017 at 03:10
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Ali Awan Malik

KAUN SAHAB

EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.

· 1 Like · Sep 30, 2017 at 12:09
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Ali Awan Malik

Izzat

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2017 at 03:09
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Ali Awan Malik

Achi Baat

· 1 Like · Sep 25, 2017 at 13:09
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Ali Awan Malik

Dammad Ji

aik saas ke 3 damad hote hay .woh dekhna cahti hay ke kun us se zuyada piyar kerta hay .ye dekhne ke liye woh 1 din well may gir jati hay lakin 1st damad bacha leta hay.woh use inamm may scooter deti hay .2nd day wapis wohi kerti hay or 2nd damad bachata hay .woh us ko computer deti hay.3rd day wapis yehi kerti hay lakin 3rd amad sochta hay ke pehlay ko scooter 2nd ko computer phir mujhe to cycle mile gi ye soch ker woh use nahi bchaata or woh mer jati hay.2nd day jab woh ghar ata hay to aik buhat beri mercities ki car kheri hoti hay or us per likha hota hay susser ki taraf se damad ke liye

· 2 Like · Jul 28, 2017 at 06:07
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Botle

bv nay shohar see kaha keh jao ja ker ander see muneey ki botle udha laoo.. shohar ander gia.. usee nahi mili.. aa ker kaha ke mujhee nahi mili... bv nay kaha keh mujhee pata thaa issi liyee mein pehlee hi utha lai thi..

· 1 Like · Jul 21, 2017 at 12:07
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Ak

ak daf ak adme rod ka kanr ja rah hot ha k ak adme us sa pocht ha ka bhi yeh rod ka gate ha us na jawab da bhi app ko nazr ne ath k ye rod ke ne jat

· 1 Like · Jul 06, 2017 at 20:07
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Ali Awan Malik

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