MUJHAY SAB PATA CHAL GAYA

Do bacchay thay school say wapas aatay huay pehlay nay doosray say kaha "" Har banday ka aik secret hota hay, agar aap us say kaho, -Mujhay sab pata chal gaya - to woh tum ko pesay day ker chup kara dain gay "" baccha bohat khush hota hay.
Ghar jatay hi ammi say kehta hay ""Ammi mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay"" Ammi pareshan ho jatee hain aur us ko 50 rupay day ker kehti hain ""Abba ko na batana "".
Shaam ko abaa aatay hain to woh abba say bhi yahee kehta hay abba us ko 100 rupay day ker kehtay hain "" Ammi ko na batana "" is ko to mazay lag jatay hain.
Subah subah doodh wala aata hay baccha kehatay chalo is say bhi keh doon, woh doosh walay say kehta hay "" Mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay, doodh wala sab cheez phaink ker kehat hay "" To aa beta aaj abbu kay galay lag ja "" ;-)