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Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Apni Wife Ka Janazay Me

Husband apni wife ka janaza le k ja raha tha*
Janaze k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi*
1 aadmi aa kar puchta hai*
Bhai ye sub kese huwa?
Husband:

Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mar gai*
Aadmi:
Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe de do*
Husband:
Tum kya samajhte ho? ye sub log meri b v k
janaze mein shirkat karne aaye hen. ye sub kutta
lene aaye hen* Peeche line mein lag jao*
Urri. Baba

· 0 Like · 3 Hours Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Har Cheez Meezan Mai Achi Lagti Hai

"Ye keh kar usne meri Pepsi mai TAIL Daal diya"
Faraz..
"Har cheez meezan mai achi lagti hai"
(-_-)/
<) ) Dekho yar
/ [ 65 ki li thi
64 pe maar di

· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Veena Malik Purpose Misbah

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

· 1 Like · 17 Hours Ago
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Veena Malik Purpose Misbah

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

· 1 Like · 24 Hours Ago
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Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hy

Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hy
Hamse,
Tumhara To Milna Hi Kam Ho Gaya
Hy.
Us Pagli Ko Kon Samjhaye,
...K
PETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gya Hy.

· 5 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Kati Pahari Style

Teacher:
"Pepsi Wale Add Me Jo Larka Aadhe
Baal Katwa K Bhagta Hy Uska Hair Style Konsa Tha?
Pathan Kafi Der Bad Soch K Bola:
"Kati Pahari Style!"

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

What Is S.m.s

What is S.M.S ?
.
.
.
.
.

S- Sala :-)
M- Muft Ka ;-)
S- Sir Dard ;-(
Na Karo To Log Sochte Hen K
KANJUS He:
Aur
Karo To Log Sochte Hen.
Farigh he.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

In 2013 Message Of Easyload

In 2013 message of easyload :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani TIn 2013 message of easyload :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%

Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani Tax 5%
GST 17%
Tax per tax 5%
Bilawal study tax 6%
Bakhtawar jahez Tax 5%.
Your new balance is RS.2
Enjoy for miss calls.
Jiye Bhutto

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Teri Ek Nigah Se

Teri ek nigah se qatal hote hain hazaron log
"jani"
Ek nazar zardari ko b dekh le...
"Teri meherbaaaaaaani"

· 2 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Kisaan Or Altaf Bhai

1 kissan ny apny khait me putla Lagane
K
bajaye ?
Altaf Bhai
ki photo Lga di
Ap yaqeen kro
Kawwey

pichley saal jo gandum
Ley gaye thy
wo b wapis Le aaye

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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