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Shahid Siddiqui

Eik Dafa Doost Baatein Ker Rahe Hote Hain.....................

eik dafa do doost baatein ker rahe hote hain to eik admi doosre ko kehta hai ke aaj tak jo aadmi hi is pahari (mountain) per charha hai woh kabhi wapas nahi aaya.Doora aadmi para pereshaan hua aur bola kion uper koi jin bhoot hai,pehla addmi bola nahi asal main baat yeh haikeh woh ddosri taraf se utar jata hai.

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Aftab Ahmed

Kanjusian

Aik martaba aik Chaudhary,Malik aur sheikh zakat per behas kar rehay hotay hain.Chaudhary kehta hai hum aik bara sa garha khodtay hain, paisay hawa main phenkatay hain jo paisay garhay main girain wo zakat day datay hain. Malik kehta hai hum aik bara sa circle banatay hain, jo paisay circle main girtay hain wo zakat day datay hain. Ab dono hazrat sheikh sab ki taraf daktay hian k wo kia kehtay hain. Sheikh sab kehtay hain hum paisay aasman(sky)ki taraf phenktay hain jo uper reh jain wo zakat day datay hain baqi rakh latay hain.

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Qamar Jabbar

Larka Or Larkee Or Cycle

1 dafa 1 moti larkee cycle per are thi samne se 1 larkaa bhi ara tha larkee ne kaha dekha hai pehle bar sajaan ki ankhon me pyaar larka kehta hai dekha hai pehle bar hathi(elephant)ko cycle per sawar

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Abdul Ghaffar

Hm....lets C

ja sanam mujhe ko hai pyar pe aiteber main karoon gi tera intezar....ja magermur ke tudekh le eik baar main kroon gi tera intezar..

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Moiz Malik

Mota Aadmi

ek mota aadmi doctor k pass jata hai or kehta hai k koi aisy dawa dehn k may dubla or smart ho jaoon doctor kehta hai ok rozana sir ko left say right ghumana..mareez poochta hay din may kitnay time doctor saab..doctor kehta hai itny he dafa ghumana jitny dafa tumay koi khanay ka bolay

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Ak Motiwala

Queen Driving

philip asked elizabeth do you know how to drive cause i do said elizabeth well why did u waist your parents money for driving lessons because you dont go driving around do you well who would need to when they-ve a lord of people for them PHIL.ELIZABETH dont think your more famuos than me,well cause i am that-s why even the little boys were after me and i saw you getting jelouse........................
A FIGHT OF ELIZABETH AND PHIL....

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Abdul Karim Khan

Father And Son

once father and son were passing by the road.son has eating something,but suddenly the thing was fell down,so father said the don-t took the fallen things.one day father actually fall in the big dirty drain, ask his son for help but son refused it because his father told him that do not take the fallen things.

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Seddiq Al Khan

Doctor And Patient

ek mareez doctor ke pass jata hai or kehta hai ke doctor sahib moje raat ko sone ke bad neened nahee atti.Doctor mareez ko do tablet sone ke bad or do tablet jagne se phle le lena.

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Moiz Malik

Commen Sense

aik sikh sarak(road) croos kerty waqat idar uder nahi dakhta
pass say aik admi ghuzrta hy kahta hy ke tum mein commen
sense nahi hy kya?wo sikh pher apni basti mein ja ker sab
logon ko batata hy ke aik admi mujy kah raha tha k tum mein
commen semse nahi hai.sab sikhon ne mil ker fesla kya ke
hum mein say aik admi baher ke mulak jay ga ok wahan say
commen sense seekh ker aay ga.un mein say aik sikh baher
jata hy or aik angrais say pochta hy k commen sense kya hy?
wo kahata hy ke farz ker tumhry ger mein 3 log hein.aik
tumhari bewi hy dusri tumhari beti hy.tum ye batao k
tumhary ger mein tesra kon hy?SIKH BOHAT SUCHTA HY LYKIN
USY KUCH PATA NAHI CHLAT.sikh uss k pechy per jata hy mujy
batao kon hymery ger mein mein us ko zinda nahi choron ga.
wo kahny laga PALIA LOKATESRA TOO HAI.sikh kahny laga acha
too ye hy commen sence.pher wo wapis jata hy.basti ke sab
log akathy hoty hein ke ye commen sense seekh ker aya hy
or sab kobatay ga.WO SAB SAY KAHTA HY farz kero app k ger
mein 3 log hein aik app ki bewi hy dusri app ki beti hai
app mujy ye batao k tesra kon hy?
sary haran hoty hein ke hamry ger mein tesra kon hai.pher
sary uss say kahty hein k tum batao tesra kon hy.wo kahta
ke tesra Mein hon.

SARY USS KO MARNA SHURO KER DETY HEIN KE HMARU GER MEIN KYA
KER RAHY HO.

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Fahad Yousuf

Such Mooch

Reema say kisi nay poocha kay aap subha subha uth kay pehla kaam kya kartee hain.unhoon nay jawab dya kay sub say pehlay mein apnay ghar wapas aati hoon.

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