Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Asfand Yar

Tareef

aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

#jokes #miyabiwi

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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ali Bukhari

Bheriya

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Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Alisha Khan

Baloch Larki Ka Izhar.e.mohbat Pe Jawab

BALOCH LARKI KA IZHAR.E.MOHBAT PE JAWAB........

LARKA I LOVE U ..ARRY

WO HANSI OR SHRMA K BOLI ......
...
JAO ARRY KUTA JADU GAR KA BACHA TERA SHKAL PAY THOO........

I LOVE U TOO......

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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Abdul Qadeer

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta.

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta

Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar Phone Q Karte Ho??

Bacha:
Sun K Acha Lagta Hai.

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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mian Usman

The Perfect Men

Larki Train main bethi book perdh rahi thi

Book ka name tha "The Perfect Men"

Pechay Sindhi betha Chupkay say woh
... Book perdh raha tha,

Book main likha tha K SPAIN k mard
"ROMANTIC" or Sindhi Mard "BAHADUR"
hote hain.

Kuch Dair baad larki ne pechay dekha
or sindhi say uska name poocha.

Sindhi: "RONALDO SOOMRO".

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Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Wajeeha Ali

Papa Aaj Bohat Garmi Hai.

ameer ki olad: papa aaj bohat garmi hai
papa: beta hum aaj hi Ae C lagwa laytey hain
garib ki olad: abba aj kini garmi ae
abba: chal puttar! teri tind karwa lay awan!!!

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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shaheen Fatima

Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Howa Tha.

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”`˜”°º×

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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Zafar Ali Khan

Sardar Ankhain Band Karky Ayene Ke Samny Khara Hogia.

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”`˜”°º×

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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Asiya Faheem

If U Pass In Exams.

If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !
...
Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..

&

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab parhaa be tune
itna ?

Like if u like this post :P

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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Nasir Alam

Prove That2/10=2!

Prove that
2/10=2
!
American students
Wrong question.
... !
British student:
It cant be done. Math error
!
australian student:
It''s strange, how is it possible?
!
Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten = wo / en
T se T cancel.
(in a,b,c
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter)
So
=23+15/ 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
We never ask ...
Ans kia hai?we only ask,
Ans Kia lay kr ana hai?
Dedicated to all Pakistani students...:D

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