undress Meaning and Definition

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...ndress, and start staring at other people as if they-re crazy while typing. 14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting. 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, ""Oops, I forgot."" 16. Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray ""Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease,"" and scream ""YES!"" when it finishes. 17. ""Disk fight!"" 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (it helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends). 19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. 20. If you-re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" whenever there is processing time required. 21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper and tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless. 22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the 3.5 disk drive. When it doesn-t work, get the supervisor. 23. When you are on an IBM and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those. 24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it-s all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line. 25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for awhile, ...