Poetry / Humorous

Aaj Mosam Mein Kuch Ajeeb Si Baat Hay

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat hay,
bekabu se hamare jazbat hein,
ji chahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karna buri baat hay...!

· 1 Like · Nov 09, 2017 at 08:11
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Roze Karta Hoon Naya Aik Safar Yahoo Per

Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per
Roze Karta Hoon Naya Aik Safar Yahoo Per

Shaam Takk Rehti Hai Jaari Tug O Dou Rozi Ki
Aur Phir Raat Say Hoti Hai Sahar Yahoo Per

Faaslay Abb Kahan Haayal Rahay Insaanon Mein
Kar Hi Laitay Hain Mulaaqat Magar Yahoo Per

Ilm Ka Aik Samandar Hai Pyaason Kay Liay
Dekh Nadaan Koi Ilzaam Na Dhar Yahoo Per

Sirf Dunya Hi Naheen Door Khalaaon Tak Kee
Dhoondnay Waalon Ko Milti Hai Khabar Yahoo Per

Yeh Alag Baat Ke Awargi Bhi Hai Bohat
Pakray Jaanay Ka Bhee Koi Naheen Darr Yahoo Per

Aisa Lagta Hai Ke Guzray Ga Burhaapa Kuch Yoon
Dhyaan Mazay Mein Kaheen Gum Tau Nazar Yahoo Per...!

· 1 Like · Oct 24, 2017 at 11:10
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Usay Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K

Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko

Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi

Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikl Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikl Rahe The

Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jawab Aaya Hai...!

· 1 Like · Oct 24, 2017 at 05:10
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Dal Mein Jo Kala Hai Ji

dal mein jo kala hai ji
wo garam masala hai ji
aik pal ki humein khabr nahein
maghr mansooba sau sala hai ji
usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai
jo minister ka sala hai ji
hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji
ab Allaha he us ka rakhwala hai ji
hum unn ka kya churaate thay
jo humein dil se nikala hai ji...!

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2017 at 17:10
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Meri Begum Ne Bher Di Hain Meray Salan Mein Wo Mirchain

meri begum ne bher di hain meray salan mein wo mirchain
nivala moonh mein rakhta hoon, to aankhen bheeg jati hain

shadi ki ye tasveerain bari mushkil se dhondi hain
mein ab in ko palatta hoon to aankhen bheeg jaati hain

jama poonji mein bister ke serhanay rakh ke sota tha
wahan ab haath rakhta hoon to aankhen bheeg jati hain

meri shadi meri laghzish thi ya ghalti thi walid ki
mein bivi se ye sunta hoon to aankhen bheeg jati hain...!

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2017 at 12:10
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Mere Aangan Main Sometimes Flower Khila Karte Thay

Mere Aangan Main Sometimes Flower Khila Karte Thay
Meri Eye Main Bhi Dreams Basa Karte Thay

Mujhko Circumstances ki Andhi Ne Giraya Otherwise
Mere Shadow Main Bhi Kuch People Raha Karte Thay

Hai Remember Hamain Rafaqat ki Wo Watches Ab Bhi
Dil Ki Beat Bhi Tere Sath Hear Karte Thay

Aaj Wo Function Main Stranger Banay Bethay Hain
Jo Sometimes Mujhe Apni Life Kaha Karte Thay

Ab Tarasti Hai Teri Deed Ko Eyes
Ek Period Tha Hum Everyday Mila Karte Thay...!

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2017 at 06:10
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Wo Bhi Din The Dil Kehta Tha

wo bhi din the dil kehta tha U ARE ONLY MINE
saara saara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN

phr hoye nikah namay pe jhat patt dono k SIGN
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING eS FINE

phir apni es pream kahani me aya ik DECLINE
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2017 at 00:10
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.

Mai kaisay methie baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaisay maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhalo k?
Kyu usne treming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

· 1 Like · Oct 11, 2017 at 05:10
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Hawas Jahaiz Ki, Insaniat Ki Qatil Hai

hawa k khauf se zakhmi kabhi ana na karo
bujhay charag to bujhnay do ilteja na karo

kuch ehtram baroon ka bhi lazmi hai magar
ghuman guzray khushamad ka youn jhuka na karo

ye uska kaam hai wo zakhm de k phool tumhain
jo dost maan lya hai to phir gila na karo

tum aadmi bhi ho insan bhi suboot to do
bhalai ho nahi sakti to phir bura na karo

mila hai sabr virasat mai uski laaj rakho
ho dushmani bhi kisi se to baddua na karo

hawas jahaiz ki, insaniat ki qatil hai
kisi gharib ki beti ko be rida na karo...!

· 1 Like · Aug 20, 2017 at 22:08
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Kia Chahti Hey Khalq Zamaney Ke Hakimon Se

Zinda dilan shehr ke qissey parha karo
Nafrat ho zindagi se tu qutbay parha karo

Din ke ujaaley shab ke andherey parha karo
Fursat miley tu shaam ke lamhey parha karo

es shehr haadsat me jeeney ke wastey
Apni salamti ke wazifay parha karo

Ishq o wafa ke khel main hota he haal kia
sochon main gharq chaand se chehrey parha karo

Choro zameen o arsh ke qissey kahaniyaan
Dil main hain jo chupay wo afsanay parha karo

Kia chahti hey khalq zamaney ke hakimon se
Deewaron par likhey hoye naaray parha karo..

· 2 Like · Jul 08, 2017 at 06:07
Category: humorous
 
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